Before and After Marriage

[Pepe n Pilar]

Before marriage....

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!

After marriage....
Simply read same from bottom to top.
:icon_lol:

[rusty]

very funny

[nigel]

A husband gets home from work to his wife, sits down and says:

Husband: I'll have a beer before it starts..

(His wife sighs and gets him a beer..)

Husband: I'll have another beer before it starts..

(His wife gets anoter beer and slams it on the table in front of him..)

Husband: I'll have another beer it's about to start..

Wife: So your going to sit there all evening drinking beer in front of that T.V? Your a lazy fat slob! Do you know what I've had to do today?..

Husband: Yeah, it's started...:Help1:

:laugher::laugher::laugher:

[Mich]

:icon_lol: good one!

[Ann07]

Before marriage....

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!

After marriage....
Simply read same from bottom to top.
:icon_lol:


:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::xxgrinning--00xx3:

[Ann07]

A husband gets home from work to his wife, sits down and says:

Husband: I'll have a beer before it starts..

(His wife sighs and gets him a beer..)

Husband: I'll have another beer before it starts..

(His wife gets anoter beer and slams it on the table in front of him..)

Husband: I'll have another beer it's about to start..

Wife: So your going to sit there all evening drinking beer in front of that T.V? Your a lazy fat slob! Do you know what I've had to do today?..

Husband: Yeah, it's started...:Help1:

:laugher::laugher::laugher:

:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::xxgrinning--00xx3:

[trina]

Before marriage....

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!

After marriage....
Simply read same from bottom to top.
:icon_lol:

:icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :xxgrinning--00xx3: :xxgrinning--00xx3: :xxgrinning--00xx3: :laugher: :laugher: :laugher: :laugher: :appl: :appl: :appl:

[jimeve]

FEMALE COMPASSION

> A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no

> legs.Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.

> The first woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?'

> The man said 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on.

> The second woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?'

> The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

> The third woman came to him and said, 'Have you ever been f****d?'

> The fellow said, 'No.'

> She said, 'You will be when the tide comes in.'

Jim :Help1:

[doonat]

:icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:
:cwm12: :cwm12: :cwm12:

[Ana_may365]

Good One :)