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jeida
12th September 2006, 03:32
1. Ano English ng "baka maswerte ako?
Beef Lucky Me!
Ano ang "maswerte ako Inay?"
Lucky Me Mami!
Ano ang "maswerte akong lalake?"
Lucky Me with Egg!
[B]2. FACT: did you know that those people who laugh with "hehe" loves sex
and people who laugh with "haha" are intelligent?
wala lang, just to let you know. hehe...
Ay, haha pala!Smile
scotsfiancee
12th September 2006, 03:37
Shy........... shy.................. shy................. shy.............. not me at all:cwm3:
jeida
12th September 2006, 03:45
A chinese and Steven Spielberg were drunk in a bar...
Spielberg hit the chinese...
Chinese: why you hit me?
Spielberg: coz you bombed Pearl Harbor, my father died there.
Chinese: but I am chinese not Japanese, stupid!
Spielberg: Japanese, Vietnamese, Chinese... all the same!
chinese punched Spielberg Spielberg: why you hit me too?
Chinese: Thats for the sinking of TITANIC.
Spielberg: but the Titanic was sunk by an iceberg, you fool!
Chinese: Iceberg, Carlsberg, Spielberg... you are all the same!!
baboyako
13th September 2006, 01:33
buang ka :NoNo:
jeida
13th September 2006, 04:50
buang ka :NoNo:

:Erm: :D :bigcry: :icon_lol: :NoNo: :BouncyHappy: :angry:
I dont think so lol
leolane2000
13th September 2006, 13:52
He he he...ooppsss..sorry...Hahahahahahah...
misscarie
20th September 2006, 07:14
A chinese and Steven Spielberg were drunk in a bar...
Spielberg hit the chinese...
Chinese: why you hit me?
Spielberg: coz you bombed Pearl Harbor, my father died there.
Chinese: but I am chinese not Japanese, stupid!
Spielberg: Japanese, Vietnamese, Chinese... all the same!
chinese punched Spielberg Spielberg: why you hit me too?
Chinese: Thats for the sinking of TITANIC.
Spielberg: but the Titanic was sunk by an iceberg, you fool!
Chinese: Iceberg, Carlsberg, Spielberg... you are all the same!!

ok prof.good idea:D hehehe i mean hahaha..
misscarie
20th September 2006, 18:30
1. Ano English ng "baka maswerte ako?
Beef Lucky Me!
Ano ang "maswerte ako Inay?"
Lucky Me Mami!
Ano ang "maswerte akong lalake?"
Lucky Me with Egg!
[B]2. FACT: did you know that those people who laugh with "hehe" loves sex
and people who laugh with "haha" are intelligent?
wala lang, just to let you know. hehe...
Ay, haha pala!Smile


so...so...so...you consider yourself as a intelligent:cwm24: dont think so :icon_lol:
KeithD
20th September 2006, 18:37
What about folk who snort?
scotsfiancee
21st September 2006, 01:16
What about folk who snort?
:NoNo: