Age

[pennybarry]

An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra
'Can I have 6 tablets cut in quarters?'
'I can cut them for you' said Dan the farmacist'
But a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection'
'I am 96 ' said the old man'. I don't want an erection.
'I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers'
:D:action-smiley-081:

[scott&ligaya]

hehehehehe, reminds me of this one

three elderly gentlemen friends are chatting

the 1st says he is having trouble with constipation

his mate replies No problem there regular as clock work every 7am

the 2nd man says I get annoyed when I go for pee and nothing comes out, stay they for ages sometimes

his mate replies to him No problem there, regular every morning around 7.30am piss like a racehorse

His two mates comment on how healthy their friend is

He replies that unfortunately he does not wake up until 8AM!!!!!!!:doh:doh:doh