What about some good old fashioned Tips...

[irobot]

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[Jamesey]

Never get a dog to watch your dinner.....

[Bluebirdjones]

Heavy Smokers : Don't throw away the filters from the end of your cigarettes.
Save them up & within a few years you'll have enough to insulate your loft.

Cooks: Make your own Pot Noodles by using a flower pot, sawdust & some old
boot laces. Mix ingredients together, pour in boiling water, and allow to stand
for 2 minutes. Then take just one mouthful and throw it away ... just like the
real thing.

Homeowners: Discourage pigeons from sitting on your roof by tethering a cat to
your TV aerial or satellite dish.

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[Mrs.JMajor]

Irobot..." Sunny... Different From The Rest..." :Britain:

I HAVE DELETED THIS POSTING DUE TO CONSTANT RIDICULE.....Sorry for the inconvenience people...Phil...

:doh:doh i wish i read it b4 you delete :icon_lol:

No wonder Mod Dom ask me if im gonna delete my thread about Jeremey Kyle, hmm i should be proud that my thread will turn into pages,so ladies and gentleman keep replying on that thread :Rasp:
wonder if i can beat SimUK:icon_lol: thread "devastated"