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walesrob
13th April 2009, 14:45
Had to laugh at my horoscopes for this week:

"Be very alert around mid week for accidents. Keep your cell phone handy so you can put it to use when you come across one. Fire could also happen now as well as gun fights so be aware of your surroundings at all times. Robberies are rampant now so hide your money and valuables."

I don't understand that, I have no plans to go to Liverpool. :Erm:
KeithD
13th April 2009, 15:37
You have a fish in ur anus!
Mrs.JMajor
13th April 2009, 15:39
I don't understand that, I have no plans to go to Liverpool. :Erm:


Missing jed here so much(quite sad),but when i saw this thread make me laugh :D:D
walesrob
13th April 2009, 22:55
You have a fish in ur anus!

Don't be so rude young man.
KeithD
14th April 2009, 09:29
Horoscopes just show how folk are so dumd. The actual star formations they refer to from a few 1000 years ago have all moved along one due to the rotation of everything in the Galaxy. :doh
Alan
14th April 2009, 11:22
Horoscopes just show how folk are so dumd. The actual star formations they refer to from a few 1000 years ago have all moved along one due to the rotation of everything in the Galaxy. :doh

Patrick Moore once said - 'Astronomy is science - Astrology is rubbish.'

What a great man! Is he still alive?

Al.:)
KeithD
14th April 2009, 11:28
What a great man! Is he still alive?

Al.:)
Yep, I believe he's 213 this Thursday :xxgrinning--00xx3: