The soldier and the nun.

[Alan]

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide under your skirt? I'll explain later.'

The nun agreed. A moment later two
Military Police ran up and asked, 'Sister, have you seen a soldier?'

The nun replied, 'He went that way.'

After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, 'I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq.'

The nun said, 'I understand completely.'

The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!'

The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either !!'

Al.:)

[Pepe n Pilar]

Nice one Prof Alan:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::D:D:xxgrinning--00xx3:

[Florge]

nyahahahhahahahahahhaha....

[Sophie]

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[nigel]

Hehehehehe

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[LEAHnew]

:yikes::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

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