Never argue with a woman

[KeithD]

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and
decides to take a nap and invariably starts snoring.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out for some peace and quiet..

She motors out a short distance, anchors, and starts to read her book.


Along comes a Game Warden in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies,

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again,
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading and if you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

MORAL:

Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

[kimmi]

aye reeght, Boss..:xxgrinning--00xx3::xxgrinning--00xx3:

[Sophie]

Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

:icon_lol::icon_lol::xxgrinning--00xx3: YOU BET! :xxgrinning--00xx3:
It's pointless arguing with a woman, she will always have the last word :icon_lol::icon_lol:

[Mrs.JMajor]

At last,quite make sense........:Bolt::xxparty-smiley-004:

[tiger@tigress]

Nice one....

[pennybarry]

Never fight with a man if you're a woman. Or else you'll be tag as tomboy
Never fight with a woman if you're a man. Or else you'll be called as Bakla

nice joke:BouncyHappy: