A couple of Hatton jokes

[Dedworth]

Ricky Hatton's girlfriend was heard to say, "I don't know what the problem is, It makes a nice change for him to last for four minutes"

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What's the difference between a £20 note and Ricky Hatton?

The £20 note will last more than 2 rounds!

[aromulus]

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What's the difference between a £20 note and Ricky Hatton?

The £20 note will last more than 2 rounds!

In what Country....???:Erm:

[DaveUK]

In what Country....???:Erm:

lol Just what I was thinking too fella! :xxgrinning--00xx3:

[trader dave]

you can get more than one round in the phils for £20.00:Rasp::action-smiley-081::omg: if you kbnow what i mean :Cuckoo:

[Jay&Zobel]

Ricky Hatton's girlfriend was heard to say, "I don't know what the problem is, It makes a nice change for him to last for four minutes"

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What's the difference between a £20 note and Ricky Hatton?

The £20 note will last more than 2 rounds!


Good one!!! :icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

[Jay&Zobel]

"Not all sleep on a bed..."




Hatton
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[jimcarie]

was just in tesco and there selling ricky hatton toasters,
i was going to buy one ,but they dont even do 2 rounds :icon_lol:





you have to feel sorry for ricky hatton,the last time i seen somebody get batterd that badly around the ring, they were found in micheal barrymore pool :icon_lol:

[Tawi2]

Whatever anyone says about Hatton the biggest joker out of the pair has to be Pacquiao for thinking he can actually sing and bringing out his own record album.....................Now THATS funny :icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::D

[Sophie]

Whatever anyone says about Hatton the biggest joker out of the pair has to be Pacquiao for thinking he can actually sing and bringing out his own record album.....................Now THATS funny :icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::D

Dela hoya had a record album himself too before and he can actually sing too, atleast better than manny i suppose :Rasp::Rasp::D:D:D

[mnemosyne]

don't see anything wrong with manny recording an album. what matters is he is a great boxer and he brings honor to the Philippines

[bornatbirth]

don't see anything wrong with manny recording an album. what matters is he is a great boxer and he brings honor to the Philippines

:Erm: it maybe rubbish? :icon_lol:

[fred]

don't see anything wrong with manny recording an album. what matters is he is a great boxer and he brings honor to the Philippines

No it means that you have had one good boxer(perhaps 2) and a handful of boxing referees..
If its really true that the bout is percieved for bringing honour here then its no wonder your people are still living in the dark ages..
Im still trying to work out how the Queen will react if she ever found out that Pacman named his daughter "Queen Elizabeth"!!
You gotta feel sorry for the poor kid...lol.

[Tawi2]

The album is abysmal,it sounds more like a funeral dirge,he can box but he cannot repeat CANNOT sing,its amazing what a modern recording studio can do:icon_lol:I wondered that Fred,I actually remarked to someone why didnt he call the child Imelda Marcos Pacquiao or Gloria Arroyo Pacquiao,but nope Queen Elizabeth Pacquiao it is :icon_lol:

[joyclarkson0808]

No it means that you have had one good boxer(perhaps 2) and a handful of boxing referees..
If its really true that the bout is percieved for bringing honour here then its no wonder your people are still living in the dark ages..
Im still trying to work out how the Queen will react if she ever found out that Pacman named his daughter "Queen Elizabeth"!!
You gotta feel sorry for the poor kid...lol.

Flattered perhaps? He's probably got outrageous amount of respect for the Queen that he named his poor kid Queen Elizabeth, wish the Brits deserve that kind of respect though..... "your people are still living in the dark ages"-we're sorry your loss must have hurt that much, where that came from i thought we're talking about the boxing lols... some of our people have more decent quality living and upbringing than most of your today's generation, thank you very much. Just sad your ancestors worked really hard only to produce such a generation of unhygienic, poor parenting skills, foul mouthed hooligans, can't be asked-council mentality... ouch! Yes love, there's two sides of the coin.

[Mrs Daddy]

Ricky Hatton's girlfriend was heard to say, "I don't know what the problem is, It makes a nice change for him to last for four minutes"

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What's the difference between a £20 note and Ricky Hatton?

The £20 note will last more than 2 rounds!

:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

[kimmi]

I wondered that Fred,I actually remarked to someone why didnt he call the child Imelda Marcos Pacquiao or Gloria Arroyo Pacquiao,but nope Queen Elizabeth Pacquiao it is :icon_lol:

I think that's the funniest thing Pacquiao ever did in his life..:doh:bigcry:

[Tawi2]

Could have been worse Kim,he could have had a son........Prince charles pacquiao :xxgrinning--00xx3: Or Duke Windsor Pacquiao :ARsurrender:

[kimmi]

Could have been worse Kim,he could have had a son........Prince charles pacquiao :xxgrinning--00xx3: Or Duke Windsor Pacquiao :ARsurrender:

oh no tawi2, don't give him an idea he might be lurking here in the forum..:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::doh

[Tawi2]

He is calling his dog Corgi Pacquiao and is having an exact replica of Windsor castle built just outside Gensan :ARsurrender: