Women...Let's Be Smarter!

[Pepe n Pilar]

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant
you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank
you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your
wishes.

Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times of it!" The
woman said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most Beautiful woman in the
world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also
make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom
women will flock to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will
be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me." So,
KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world!

For her second wish, she Wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the
world. And he will be ten times richer than you. "
The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's
his is mine." So, KAZAM- she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd
like to have a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention
Female readers:
This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue
Feeling good!

Male
Readers: Please scroll down.

The man had a heart attack ten times "milder" than his wife!!!

Moral of the story : Women are really dumb but think they're really smart .

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to
Show that women never listen!!!

To all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the
Ladies who have a good sense of humour

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[Sophie]

HAHAHAHAHA, GOOD ONE IYE :xxgrinning--00xx3::xxgrinning--00xx3: This one really made me laugh :icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

[Sophie]

I GUESS WOMEN OUGHT TO BE SMARTER HUH :icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol: OTHERWISE, WE WILL ALWAYS END UP BEING OUTSMARTED BY MEN :doh:icon_lol::icon_lol:

[kimmi]

thanks for sharing Sis Shelly..:D

[SurvivingAngel]

If we were smarter, men would end up alone in this world.

We were made stupid so God's first human creation wouldn't go for their own kind.

[GaryFifer]

A man finds a bottle washed up along the shore and inside it is a leprechaun. The man knows that the leprecahaun would vanish if he took his eyes off it, but the leprechaun explains that he is not a 'crock o' gold' leprechaun, but rather a 3 wish leprechaun. And besides the leprechaun adds, everything that the man wishes for, he is bound to give double to his mortal enemy, who the leprechaun happens to know is old Tom O'Flaherty. The man agrees.
"So what is your first wish?" ask the leprechaun.

The man says "I want a 25 room house" And sure enough, a 25 room house pops up- and O'Flaherty suddenly finds himself sitting on the porch of 50 room house saying "God love ya!" and all of that.

What now is your second wish?" ask the leprechaun. The man says "I want 20 of the most beautiful girls in all of the world" And, sure enough 20 gorgeous-looking girls are with him on his porch, and all of a sudden O'Flaherty has 40 on his saying "Oh, bless ya!" and "I didn't know you cared!" and all that.

Then the leprechaun says "What is your 3rd and last wish?" The mans says "I wish my desire for woman to cut by fifty per cent..."