A special treat for you all.

[Alan]

Well, I'm sure that you are ALL aware that today, June 16th, is the opening day of the Coarse Fishing Season. (Yes, I know I'm teaching you to suck eggs(Remember that from a previous thread?))

So, to celebrate this momentous, world famous occasion, I thought I'd present you with a 'teaser.' (Again, of course, some of you will have heard this before so, if you have, hang on before giving the answer - let others have a guess.)

HAPPY FISHING!!!

Here we go:-

Fred stared through the dirty soot-smeared window on the 22nd floor of the office block. Overcome with depression he slid the window open and jumped through it. It was a sheer drop outside the building to the ground. Miraculously after he landed he was completely unhurt. Since there was nothing to cushion his fall or slow his descent, how could he have survived the fall?

Al.:)

[Pepe n Pilar]

My first guess... it was just a dream???:Erm::D

[Alan]

My first guess... it was just a dream???:Erm::D

Very good guess!!!



WRONG!!!!:D

Al.:)

[Pepe n Pilar]

I was already smiling when i read your reply "very good guess"..:) but when i scrolled down it was wrong:doh:doh:bigcry::bigcry:

ok then... my second guess is....:Erm::Erm:

[Tawi2]

He was on the ground floor in a building across the street?:Erm:

[Alan]

He was on the ground floor in a building across the street?:Erm:

Hi Tawi....................................................Nope!

Al.:)

[trader dave]

:NoNo:im off fishing so cant answer SORRY:Erm:

[Tawi2]

He is the window cleaner and jumping from outside to in :Erm: What you going for dave?Tight lines :xxgrinning--00xx3:

[Sim11UK]

Was he the window cleaner looking in?....therefore, he jumped into the building, instead of out of it??? :Erm:

[Sim11UK]

Sorry Tawi....that makes me look pretty stupid....I completely missed your post as I wasn't concentrating. :doh

[Tawi2]

Its ok Sim,I am trying to do a report so I wasnt concentrating either,I was actually wondering if alan had found any good fishing spots in pinas and if theres a freshwater season over there :Erm:

[Jay&Zobel]

Was he (see photo)? :Erm::D (Window cleaning as his sideline job due to recession? lol:Erm:)

[Pepe n Pilar]

he is a base jumper?:Erm::rolleyes::D

[Tawi2]

:cwm24: Building,Antenna,Span,Earth,very impressive P&P :omg: Most people arent aware of that,well dont,you surprised me :omg:

[somebody]

THe 21 floors below had been blow up by Fred Dibnah hence the dirt and soot:D

[gracia143]

He's probably a werewolf.

[Tawi2]

Lycanthropic window cleaner Gracy :Erm:

[Alan]

He is the window cleaner and jumping from outside to in.

CORRECT!!! Sorry for the tardy reply but I was in bed (Time difference!)

Your prize is - a free trip to Vegas!!! - Ask Keith, I'm sure he'll agree.:xxparty-smiley-004:

Al.:)

[Tawi2]

Been to Vegas,didnt like it alan :ARsurrender:I would rather have a free trip to Mandaue please :D:icon_lol:

[Alan]

Been to Vegas,didnt like it alan :ARsurrender:I would rather have a free trip to Mandaue please :D:icon_lol:

Can't give you a free trip but you are welcome to stay in my apartment for the grand price of a beer!!!

Al.:)

[Tawi2]

Wish you had told me that earlier in the year,even a crate of beer is cheaper than the Marriott :icon_lol: Have you been on the skywalk or the edge-coaster yet in Fuente?:Erm: I want to do those,next time :D