Naughty!

[Alan]

Hanna and I went to the local show and one of the first
exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls.
We went up to the first pen and there was a sign
attached that said,

'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'

Hanna playfully nudged me in the ribs .......Smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year.'

We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,

'THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'

Hanna again gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice a week! .....You could learn a lot from him.'

We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said,
In capital letters,

'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'

Hanna was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,
'That's once a day..You could REALLY learn something from this one.'

I looked at her and said,
'Go over and ask him if it was with the
same old cow.'

My condition has today been upgraded from critical
to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery!!!!!!!!!!



Al:)

P.S. Hanna knows I have posted this joke so blackmail is futile!!

[Pepe n Pilar]

Hanna and I went to the local show and one of the first
exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls.
We went up to the first pen and there was a sign
attached that said,

'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'

Hanna playfully nudged me in the ribs .......Smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year.'

We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,

'THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'

Hanna again gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice a week! .....You could learn a lot from him.'

We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said,
In capital letters,

'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'

Hanna was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,
'That's once a day..You could REALLY learn something from this one.'

I looked at her and said,
'Go over and ask him if it was with the
same old cow.'

My condition has today been upgraded from critical
to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery!!!!!!!!!!



Al:)



P.S. Hanna knows I have posted this joke so blackmail is futile!!


Nice one Prof. Alan...:icon_lol::icon_lol::D:xxgrinning--00xx3::xxgrinning--00xx3:
Give my regards to Hanna..:)

[Alan]

Nice one Prof. Alan...:icon_lol::icon_lol::D:xxgrinning--00xx3::xxgrinning--00xx3:
Give my regards to Hanna..:)

Thank you - will do. Very kind of you.

Al.:)

[Jay&Zobel]

Indeed naughty lol!!!

[Ji&Ma]

Just trying to figure out why it is posted under "SPORT" prof?:Erm::doh:icon_lol::D

[Pepe n Pilar]

Perhaps it is the BULL's pastime....:rolleyes::icon_lol:
doing it everyday..:omg::Brick::Erm::D:cwm12::Help1:

[Arthur Little]

Just trying to figure out why it is posted under "SPORT" prof?:Erm::doh:icon_lol::D

:gp: ... might've more appropriately appeared under "RANT" ... :Erm: ...[Hanna's] :football3: given the circumstances!

[Alan]

Just trying to figure out why it is posted under "SPORT" prof?:Erm::doh:icon_lol::D

I did it to make people wonder why it had been posted under 'Sport.':D

Al.:)

[Ji&Ma]

I did it to make people wonder why it had been posted under 'Sport.':D

Al.:)
Ah OK then, answer duly accepted:xxgrinning--00xx3:
But still thinking....:Erm::Erm::Erm:
:doh:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

[Sophie]

nice one prof alan :xxgrinning--00xx3:
errr... 365 times a year:yikes::omg::Erm:quite too much i suppose:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

[Arthur Little]

Perhaps it is the BULL's pastime....:rolleyes::icon_lol:

... ah, but from what I've read, Al's pastime is:football21: ... or:Erm: ... (at HIS vintage) spectating from the sidelines with :66: [or two] of the best draught beer (such as it is in the Phils :party-smiley-012:) for company [not forgetting Hanna, of course!].

Cheers!:Beer:

[Alan]

nice one prof alan :xxgrinning--00xx3:
errr... 365 times a year:yikes::omg::Erm:quite too much i suppose:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

Well, nothing wrong in trying! :D

Al.:)

[Alan]

Ah OK then, answer duly accepted:xxgrinning--00xx3:
But still thinking....:Erm::Erm::Erm:
:doh:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

So am I mate! :Erm::rolleyes:

Al.:)

[Alan]

... ah, but from what I've read, Al's pastime is:football21: ... or:Erm: ... (at HIS vintage) spectating from the sidelines with :66: [or two] of the best draught beer (such as it is in the Phils :party-smiley-012:) for company [not forgetting Hanna, of course!].

Cheers!:Beer:

LOL - well said Arthur!

Al.:)

[Sophie]

Well, nothing wrong in trying! :D

Al.:)

noted prof :xxgrinning--00xx3::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

[belfast_dude]

hahahah very good . i will try that one out