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thejarvs
22nd June 2009, 21:15
THE LOVE DRESS

A mother stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house.

She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked.

Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.

'What are you doing?' she asked.

'I'm waiting for Justin to come home from work.' The daughter-in-law answered.

' But you're naked!' the mother-in-law exclaimed.

'This is my love dress,' the daughter-in-law explained.

'Love dress? But you're naked!'

'Justin loves me to wear this dress,' she explained.

'Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours.'

The mother-in-law left. When she got home she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a
romantic CD, and lay on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.

Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively.

' What are you doing?' he asked.

'This is my love dress,' she whispered, sensually.

'Needs ironing,' he said, 'What's for dinner?'
Sophie
22nd June 2009, 21:17
THE LOVE DRESS

'This is my love dress,' she whispered, sensually.

'Needs ironing,' he said, 'What's for dinner?'

OUCH, that must have hurt, lol :D:icon_lol:
bad husband :NoNo: :icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:
Pepe n Pilar
22nd June 2009, 21:25
That was so funny!.. Nice one thejarvs:icon_lol::icon_lol:
Jay&Zobel
22nd June 2009, 23:33
:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:
naughty!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nigel
23rd June 2009, 15:41
hehehehehehe:icon_lol::icon_lol:

Reminds me of that rabbit hunter joke I know, which will probably get me banned if I post it!:yikes:
Ji&Ma
23rd June 2009, 15:44
hehehehehehe:icon_lol::icon_lol:

Reminds me of that rabbit hunter joke I know, which will probably get me banned if I post it!:yikes:
Go on man! You didn't got banned for your previous one:icon_lol:
In worst case it will be just deleted...:D


And you as well:omg::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:
Jay&Zobel
23rd June 2009, 15:46
hehehehehehe:icon_lol::icon_lol:

Reminds me of that rabbit hunter joke I know, which will probably get me banned if I post it!:yikes:

You just love Naughty Humour Nigel!!!:NoNo::NoNo::rolleyes::omg::omg::omg::omg::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

I FIRMLY BELIEVE THAT your name NIGEL is synonymous to NAUGHTY HUMOUR!!! :xxgrinning--00xx3::xxgrinning--00xx3::xxgrinning--00xx3:
Florge
23rd June 2009, 16:00
what's the rabbit joke.... oh please... do tell....
adam&chryss
23rd June 2009, 16:36
:xxgrinning--00xx3:
:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:
Sconnie
23rd June 2009, 16:48
Good one Mark:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:
Mrs.JMajor
23rd June 2009, 16:59
hehehehehehe:icon_lol::icon_lol:

Reminds me of that rabbit hunter joke I know, which will probably get me banned if I post it!:yikes:

I bet Admin will not ban you, come on tell us the rabbit joke, nigelllllllllllllllllllllllllllll:cwm23:

:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:
Mrs Daddy
23rd June 2009, 17:53
THE LOVE DRESS

The mother-in-law left. When she got home she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a
romantic CD, and lay on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.

Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively.

' What are you doing?' he asked.

'This is my love dress,' she whispered, sensually.

'Needs ironing,' he said, 'What's for dinner?'

:xxgrinning--00xx3::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol: