RUDE Rabbit Hunter Joke...

[nigel]

A man called John is out hunting for rabbits...walking around for hours, with his shotgun, hoping to shoot a rabbit! But there's not one rabbit to be seen..:NoNo:..not anywhere..:NoNo:..and he's been searching for hours!:doh

He decides to walk back home when he see's a man put his hand down a rabbit hole - out jumps a rabbit and then he puts it in a bag! He then puts his hand down a different rabbit hole - out jumps a rabbit and so he grabs it and puts it in his bag!

John says "That's amazing! How are you doing that?" The man says "It's a little known secret, but it's the scent of a woman that makes the rabbit jump out of it's hole, I've put my finger up a woman, and when I put my finger in the rabbit hole, it makes the rabbit jump out!"

John says "Awwww don't be ridiculous!!" :doh But the man says "Noooooo, I swear to god it's true! Trust me, I'm a doctor!":xxgrinning--00xx3:

So John rushes back home to his wife...he sneaks up behind her and puts his finger up her...his wife says "Hello doctor, going hunting again?":rolleyes:


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(Not too rude I hope? Eeeeeek!)

[Mrs Daddy]

:D:D:D Lol and this is what you on about nigel on your previous thread:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

[nigel]

:D:D:D Lol and this is what you on about nigel on your previous thread:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:
Yep, it's a bit rude, but quite funny though methinks...:icon_lol:

[Jay&Zobel]

:NoNo::NoNo::NoNo::NoNo::NoNo::NoNo::NoNo::NoNo::NoNo::NoNo::NoNo::NoNo::NoNo::NoNo::NoNo::NoNo::omg::omg::omg::cwm34::D:D

[LEAHnew]

:Erm::Erm:it's past 12 midnyt here..kinda slow..translation pls.:D
who's the doctor:yikes::icon_lol::icon_lol:

[Jay&Zobel]

:Erm::Erm:it's past 12 midnyt here..kinda slow..translation pls.:D
who's the doctor:yikes::icon_lol::icon_lol:

haha bastos eh wag mo na alamin lol//:D

[tiN]

:yikes::omg::yikes::omg::yikes::omg:
:doh:doh:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

[LEAHnew]

haha bastos eh wag mo na alamin lol//:D

:D :doh yea I just found out when i sent the link to my kukupops:yikes::icon_lol::icon_lol: ano ba yan:D:icon_lol:
maybe let's avoid to say some animals like cock,pussy and now rabbit:yikes::Rasp::icon_lol::icon_lol:

[Mrs Daddy]

Its all the fault of nigel:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

[LEAHnew]

Its all the fault of nigel:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

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[bornatbirth]

i dont understand where did the doctor put is finger?? :D:D:D:icon_lol:

[Sophie]

LOL, i'm not sure what bugs me more - is it the scent of the woman that scares off the rabit or is it the two-timing wife....:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:
Or is she really???:Erm::Erm: LOL Unless the doctor only ask for a hand everytime he goes on a hunt.....:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:
more like a doctor-patient relationship maybe :icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

[nigel]

LOL, i'm not sure what bugs me more - is it the scent of the woman that scares off the rabit or is it the two-timing wife....:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:
Or is she really???:Erm::Erm: LOL Unless the doctor only ask for a hand everytime he goes on a hunt.....:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:
more like a doctor-patient relationship maybe :icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:Hehehehe ye daft thing! The joke is just that, he gets shocked by his wife saying "Hello doctor going hunting again?":yikes:

He is just shocked to learn that his wife has been with the doctor!:yikes: Hehehehe:icon_lol:

[nigel]

Its all the fault of nigel:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:
Eh?:Erm: What is my fault?:cwm12:

[Sophie]

Eh?:Erm: What is my fault?:cwm12:

Now, women will never consider getting a rabbit as a pet anymore......
and that's your fault nigel :icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

[nigel]

i dont understand where did the doctor put is finger?? :D:D:D:icon_lol:
Down the rabbit hole! And somewhere else..:Erm:

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