(Man visits doctor about a sexual problem..)

[nigel]

(Man visits doctor about a sexual problem..)

Man: Doctor I feel terribly embarrassed, but I've got a 'small' problem...when I make love with my wife, I have a 'small' problem..you know...:icon_tonguew:...I'm a bit small...

Doctor: Hmmmm,:Erm: now when your in the bar with your friends, what do you drink?

Man: I drink Fosters!:)

Doctor: Aha! Now there's your problem you see..when you drink Fosters it makes things shrink and go smaller! So what you need to do is to drink Guiness instead!:xxgrinning--00xx3:

Man: Guiness? You mean that black Irish bitter stuff?

Doctor: Yes! Guiness is good for you! It makes you big and strong! If you need to get bigger, drink Guiness!:xxgrinning--00xx3:

Man: Thankyou doctor! I will try that!

Doctor: Good! I'll contact you in a months time to see how you are getting on!:)

(One month passes..)

Doctor: So how are you getting on now?

Man: Oh fantastic! My sex life is just great now!:xxgrinning--00xx3::xxgrinning--00xx3::xxgrinning--00xx3:

Doctor: Good, so your drinking Guiness now?

Man: Are you kidding? I've got my wife drinking Fosters..:rolleyes:

Doctor: :NoNo:

:icon_lol::cwm12::icon_lol:

[Mrs.JMajor]

Go ,go go nigel go hahahaha:xxgrinning--00xx3:

[Mrs Daddy]

:xxgrinning--00xx3::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

[Sophie]

LOL, now that's clever - an alternative solution for men with small........errrrrrrr:Erm:........feet?:Erm::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

[Jay&Zobel]

LOL, now that's clever - an alternative solution for men with small........errrrrrrr:Erm:........feet?:Erm::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:


aND YOU MISSY, also enjoying Nigel's humour!!! :NoNo::NoNo: baddd!!!! :D:D:omg: lol

[Sophie]

aND YOU MISSY, also enjoying Nigel's humour!!! :NoNo::NoNo: baddd!!!! :D:D:omg: lol

not quite :NoNo: :icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol: