Jackos bequest

[Dedworth]

Gary Glitter has gained the most out of Jacksons death - Michael has left him his photo album

[Mrs Daddy]

May his soul rest in peace!A one of a kind singer.You will be miss terribly.

[jimeve]

May his soul rest in peace!A one of a kind singer.You will be miss terribly.

goodbye wacko.

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[Tawi2]

:Erm:

[Mrs Daddy]

:Erm:

Mr.Tawi2 a little symphathy please:D They said they gonna recycle him into a plastic bags and still hazard to children:doh:doh:doh

[Tawi2]

What?Really?Michael Jackson is made of plastic :omg::cwm24::omg:A scurrilous rumour surely? :Erm:

[Mrs Daddy]

What?Really?Michael Jackson is made of plastic :omg::cwm24::omg:A scurrilous rumour surely? :Erm:

:laugher::laugher::laugher:

[Sconnie]

Mr.Tawi2 a little symphathy please:D They said they gonna recycle him into a plastic bags and still hazard to children:doh:doh:doh

Thought his family wanted him to be melted down and made into toys, so children could play with him for a change

[maria_and_matt]

dont mean to stop your fun here people, but the man is dead.. a little respect wont go amiss. i am not a big fan of him but i do not at all find this amusing.

[Mrs Daddy]

Thought his family wanted him to be melted down and made into toys, so children could play with him for a change

oh dear!:doh

[nigel]

Mr.Tawi2 a little symphathy please:D They said they gonna recycle him into a plastic bags and still hazard to children:doh:doh:doh
Hoo hoo haaa haaa!:icon_lol:

[nigel]

Thought his family wanted him to be melted down and made into toys, so children could play with him for a changehehehehehehe hoo hoo haa haa!:icon_lol:

[belfast_dude]

shocking

[nigel]

I think I might have the best M Jackson jokes...but for another time maybe?:Erm:

[Tawi2]

Sorry M&M,he was an icon as a musician,but after watching him being interviewed 20 minutes ago and saying its pure love allowing an adolescent boy to share your bed :NoNo: then denying his plastic surgery saying his white skin,remodelled nose,straightened hair are the results of a disease :NoNo:As a man he was sadly lacking,his personal life was very,very murky,unwholesome,and creepy :NoNo:

[Dedworth]

Sorry M&M,he was an icon as a musician,but after watching him being interviewed 20 minutes ago and saying its pure love allowing an adolescent boy to share your bed :NoNo: then denying his plastic surgery saying his white skin,remodelled nose,straightened hair are the results of a disease :NoNo:As a man he was sadly lacking,his personal life was very,very murky,unwholesome,and creepy :NoNo:


I've always thought him a thoroughly repulsive creature.

[maria_and_matt]

Sorry M&M,he was an icon as a musician,but after watching him being interviewed 20 minutes ago and saying its pure love allowing an adolescent boy to share your bed :NoNo: then denying his plastic surgery saying his white skin,remodelled nose,straightened hair are the results of a disease :NoNo:As a man he was sadly lacking,his personal life was very,very murky,unwholesome,and creepy :NoNo:


yeah maybe he is all that people say he is... but this really is not the time for this..

[Tawi2]

Sorry M&M :ARsurrender::ARsurrender:

[maria_and_matt]

Sorry M&M :ARsurrender::ARsurrender:


:icon_lol::icon_lol:its kay tawi tawi i get a bit blah when people die

[Jay&Zobel]

Wondered where will he spend his eternity?

[Tawi2]

Certainly not heaven,when he arrived at the pearly-gates God told him to "Beat It" :REDancedancer08:

[Jay&Zobel]

Wondered where will he spend his eternity?


Certainly not heaven,when he arrived at the pearly-gates God told him to "Beat It" :REDancedancer08:

Neverland? :Erm:

[Tawi2]

He is going to Hell,because "He's bad,He's bad,you know it" :cwm34:

[maria_and_matt]

He is going to Hell,because "He's bad,He's bad,you know it" :cwm34:

it is not our place to judge... only GOD can do that.. !

[Tawi2]

:ARsurrender::ARsurrender:

After a long journey Michael Jackson gets to heaven and meets God.

God says "Come over here and rest my child."

Michael thinks to himself "Sh*t. I know where this is going."

[maria_and_matt]

:ARsurrender::ARsurrender:

After a long journey Michael Jackson gets to heaven and meets God.

God says "Come over here and rest my child."

Michael thinks to himself "Sh*t. I know where this is going."

you just cant help yourself can u?

[Tawi2]

My mum always used to say that to me when I got into trouble,now that I am older I realise that just like Oscar Wilde "I can resist anything,except temptation" :NoNo:

[Mrs Daddy]

My mum always used to say that to me when I got into trouble,now that I am older I realise that just like Oscar Wilde "I can resist anything,except temptation" :NoNo:

naughty naughty you will be in a naughty step
later:doh:doh:doh

[Jay&Zobel]

There should be a NAUGHTY ALERT BUTTON HERE TOO!!! not only reputation power lol...

[Dedworth]

Q: What time did Michael Jackson die?

A: 3:15 - when the big hand is touching the little hand.

[Mrs Daddy]

There should be a NAUGHTY ALERT BUTTON HERE TOO!!! not only reputation power lol...

:xxgrinning--00xx3::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

[Tawi2]

As my son always used to say when he was small and I said he was being naughty............................."But nice" :icon_lol:

[adam&chryss]

I think I might have the best M Jackson jokes...but for another time maybe?:Erm:

is it to do with McDonalds making a burger in his honour? cracks me up that one!

[Mrs Daddy]

go on let us hear it nigel:D:D:D

[Tawi2]

Could be worse,it might be the one where he dies of food poisoning :omg:

[nigel]

is it to do with McDonalds making a burger in his honour? cracks me up that one!
Noooo I don't know that one...I've actually already posted my jokes now, on a thread that Al started i think..:Erm:

[adam&chryss]

Q: What time did Michael Jackson die?

A: 3:15 - when the big hand is touching the little hand.

:icon_lol:

[nigel]

Q: What time did Michael Jackson die?

A: 3:15 - when the big hand is touching the little hand.hehehehehehe hoo hoo haa haa!:icon_lol::icon_lol:

[Tawi2]

When Farah Fawcett got to heaven, and went through the pearly gates, she was greeted by God.

"Wow!" exclaimed the Holy Ghost. "We really enjoyed your work here. Especially Charlie's Angels! I still have a poster in my office of you with that red bikini!"

Farah is a little taken aback. "Thank you, Lord..."

Jehovah goes on, "Well, I have a special reward for you. I'm prepared to grant you one wish. Have anything in mind?"

Not one to act selfish and change God's opinion of her, Farah thinks for a second and decides upon a wish. "I'd like for all the children of the world to be safe and sound forever."

"Done!" exclaims the Heavenly Father. He snaps, and Michael Jackson appears next to Farah.
:ARsurrender:

[Jay&Zobel]

Q: What time did Michael Jackson die?

A: 3:15 - when the big hand is touching the little hand.


:icon_lol:


hehehehehehe hoo hoo haa haa!:icon_lol::icon_lol:


hahaha... :xxgrinning--00xx3::xxgrinning--00xx3::xxgrinning--00xx3: guilty your honour!!!

NAUGHTY ALERT BUTTON, NAUGHTY ALERT BUTTON!!!:NoNo::cwm23::cwm23::D

[Dedworth]

What was made out of white plastic and is no longer a danger to small children?

A Woolworth's carrier bag of course - what else?

[MarBell379]

Apparently Michael jackson's autopsy ruled out the following causes of death :-
Sunshine, Moonlight, Good Times

The most likely cause appears to be 'The Boogie'.:Cuckoo:

[nigel]

They say Michael was higher than the Beatles...


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[nigel]

Plastic recycling...



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[aposhark]

Sorry M&M,he was an icon as a musician,but after watching him being interviewed 20 minutes ago and saying its pure love allowing an adolescent boy to share your bed :NoNo: then denying his plastic surgery saying his white skin,remodelled nose,straightened hair are the results of a disease :NoNo:As a man he was sadly lacking,his personal life was very,very murky,unwholesome,and creepy :NoNo:

I don't think he really became a "man".
Seems he was "stuck" as the Psychologists would say.
Yeah, VERY creepy.....

[Dedworth]

When dying Farah Fawcett's final wish was reputed to be , to do
something to help children.
Less than twenty four hours later, Michael Jackson dropped dead.

[Arthur Little]

Is there any truth in the rumour that 'Lady J' is Michael Jackson's long-lost daughter? :cwm24: C'mon folks, spill the beans ... you've all seen her avatar ... !

[Arthur Little]

When dying Farah Fawcett's final wish was reputed to be to do something to help children.

Surely the 'Heavenly Farah' is now in a position to grant that wish ... ! :doh

[Dedworth]

Elvis meets Jacko in heaven & says 'R you the one who married my daughter?' Jacko says "Yes Sir" "Thank **** for that says Elvis "I heard she married a xxxxxxxxx!"

[belfast_dude]

Elvis meets Jacko in heaven & says 'R you the one who married my daughter?' Jacko says "Yes Sir" "Thank **** for that says Elvis "I heard she married a xxxxxxxxx!"..................:yikes:.....:Blacklistthatsucks::BlacklistThumbdown0

[meandwifey]

ok we all heard the MJ jokes .... here are my favourite :D

enjoy and shamone you for finding it funny !!

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Gary Glitter has won the auction for Michael Jackson's PC.
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Very close friend and psychic Uri Gellar has said that he is deeply shocked and saddened at the unexpected death of Michael Jackson.
Some f***in Psychic he is!
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I really didn't think that Jacko's next arrest would be a cardiac.
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Michael Jackson touched me in a way only a catholic priest would understand.
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Upon hearing the news of Michael Jacksons death, Jesus went to wait for him at the pearly gates.
When Michael arrived, Jesus grabbed him, dangled him over the edge of a cloud & screamed, "HOW DO YOU LIKE IT, YOU IRRESPONSIBLE c***!??"
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Michael Jackson, a black man, a white man and a paedophile walk into a bar.

He orders a drink.
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What's the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Michael Jackson?

Margaret Thatcher didn't like miners.
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So Michael Jackson is dead.

I thought he looked pale.
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I hear Madame Tussauds have just acquired a perfect plastic model of Michael Jackson.
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Statistically, white people are more likely to get skin cancer than black people.

I bet Michael Jackson feels a t*** right now.
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Michael Jackson has skin cancer? Woah rewind, Michael Jackson has skin?
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LA paramedics have announced a clamp down on hoax calls after they were called to a mansion on Thursday only to find a mannequin lying on the floor.
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I used to like Michael Jackson because I thought he was a sweet guy, now I realise he's just a guy with sweets.
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Anyone else find it fitting that Michaels death is under the "Entertainment" section of the BBC website?

[Jay&Zobel]

Is there any truth in the rumour that 'Lady J' is Michael Jackson's long-lost daughter? :cwm24: C'mon folks, spill the beans ... you've all seen her avatar ... !

Hehe Arthur, you are being random as well?! :NoNo::NoNo::D:icon_lol::icon_lol::Cuckoo::doh:doh:xxgrinning--00xx3::D Yeah, she must be his long-lost daughter hehe...

[johncar54]

I hear they had to cancel the Michael Jackson extra on the Florida Tour. It was where they gotta to Tampa with the kids.

Opps sorry.

[Dedworth]

Michael Jackson hasn't been this stiff since McCauley Caulkin spent the night at NeverLand.

It's to be a sea burial.....At Wackos request he is to be strapped to two buoys

[Dedworth]

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[miss.piggy]

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[miss.piggy]

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Brilliant! I couldn't stop laughing! :)