President...

[lavander]

Q. What`s the difference among Philippine Presidents Cory, Gloria and
Erap?

A. Cory can`t tell a lie
Gloria can`t tell the truth
Erap can`t tell the difference

[Tawi2]

Theres a small book on sale in Pinas called "Joke ni Erap" :xxgrinning--00xx3:

Erap: “I have brain cancer. Yehey!!!”
Ramos: “That’s delicate, how come you’re still happy?”
Erap: “Now I know I have a brain”
:icon_lol:

[Sophie]

Q. What`s the difference among Philippine Presidents Cory, Gloria and
Erap?

A. Cory can`t tell a lie
Gloria can`t tell the truth
Erap can`t tell the difference

Very true , lol :xxgrinning--00xx3::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

[lavander]

well..its only a small book... Got a Encyclopedia of it... :)

...am just warming up to type hahaha.... :)

[Tawi2]

GMA and her family riding an airplane..
GMA: what if i throw 1 check worth a million
pesos out of d window 2 mke at least 1 filipino
happy?
MIKE ARROYO: honey, why not throw 2 checks
worth half a million pesos 2 make 2 filipinos happy?
LULI ARROYO: mom, why not throw 4 checks worth
quarter of a million 2 make
4 filipinos happy?
finaly her grandaughter spoke:
grandma, why not simply throw yourself out da window
2 make all filipinos happy!..
:xxgrinning--00xx3:

[lavander]

Erap While in a drug store.
Erap : I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk : Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Erap : It does not matter, cuz he can't read yet!!

[Sophie]

GMA and her family riding an airplane..
GMA: what if i throw 1 check worth a million
pesos out of d window 2 mke at least 1 filipino
happy?
MIKE ARROYO: honey, why not throw 2 checks
worth half a million pesos 2 make 2 filipinos happy?
LULI ARROYO: mom, why not throw 4 checks worth
quarter of a million 2 make
4 filipinos happy?
finaly her grandaughter spoke:
grandma, why not simply throw yourself out da window
2 make all filipinos happy!..
:xxgrinning--00xx3:

LOL, why not :xxgrinning--00xx3::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

[lavander]

During a State Dinner with the Wives in Washington DC.
Bill to Hillary : Please pass the sugar SWEETHEART;
Blair to wife : Please pass the honey HONEYBUNCH;
Erap to Loi : Please pass the Pork PORKYPIG ! !

[lavander]

While in a State Visit to Washington DC.
Bill Clinton : You know, we Americans hate you Filipinos going TNT in our country. Sorry if I'm frank.
Erap (Shocked) : It's okay, I thought you are Bill!!

[Tawi2]

During a State Dinner with the Wives in Washington DC.
Bill to Hillary : Please pass the sugar SWEETHEART;
Blair to wife : Please pass the honey HONEYBUNCH;
Erap to Loi : Please pass the Pork PORKYPIG ! !

:icon_lol:
i got a smart-roaming sim in one of my phones here,always getting strange jokes from Pinas,but I like this one..........


A man died & was asked by St. Peter: where are you from?
Man: Philippines po!
St. Peter: aha, from Gloria! you may enter heaven… You've suffered enough!

[lavander]

Still on Erap during one of his Overseas Trip...

Steward: Sir r u done?
Erap: No, i'm Erap
Steward: i mean r u finished sir?
Erap: No, i'm a Filipino
Steward: i mean r u through?
Erap: Wat do u think of me FALSE?

[Sophie]

A man died & was asked by St. Peter: where are you from?
Man: Philippines po!
St. Peter: aha, from Gloria! you may enter heaven… You've suffered enough!

How about if it's gloria? I wonder what would st. peter say? :Erm::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

[Tawi2]

:icon_lol: They just get worse,heard the one about Erap thinking Iran was past tense for running,and Iraq was something heavy he dug up while gardening :icon_lol:

fter an accident, GMA asked a man hu saved her wat reward he wants
Man: Wheelchair!
GMA: Y a wheelchair? U weren't hurt, r u?
Man: Wen my folks know I saved you, they'd break my legs

[estherboaz]

GMA and her family riding an airplane..
GMA: what if i throw 1 check worth a million
pesos out of d window 2 mke at least 1 filipino
happy?
MIKE ARROYO: honey, why not throw 2 checks
worth half a million pesos 2 make 2 filipinos happy?
LULI ARROYO: mom, why not throw 4 checks worth
quarter of a million 2 make
4 filipinos happy?
finaly her grandaughter spoke:
grandma, why not simply throw yourself out da window
2 make all filipinos happy!..
:xxgrinning--00xx3:

:BouncyHappy:naughty grand daughter.i wonder whats the reaction of grand mother?

[lavander]

Erap calling emergency hotline:

Please send help asap! My daughter is giving birth and turning blue.....

Operator: Calm down sir! Is this her first baby?

Erap: ****! This is her father!

[Sophie]

Still on Erap during one of his Overseas Trip...

Steward: Sir r u done?
Erap: No, i'm Erap
Steward: i mean r u finished sir?
Erap: No, i'm a Filipino
Steward: i mean r u through?
Erap: Wat do u think of me FALSE?

:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

[lavander]

Erap: Doc, I accidentally swallowed a chicken bone!

Doctor: Is it choking?

Erap: No doc. It's Max's!

Doctor: I didn't mean chowking. I said, are you choking?

Erap: No doc, I'm serious!

[Sophie]

Erap calling emergency hotline:

Please send help asap! My daughter is giving birth and turning blue.....

Operator: Calm down sir! Is this her first baby?

Erap: ****! This is her father!

:doh:doh:doh:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

[Sophie]

Erap: Doc, I accidentally swallowed a chicken bone!

Doctor: Is it choking?

Erap: No doc. It's Max's!

Doctor: I didn't mean chowking. I said, are you choking?

Erap: No doc, I'm serious!

:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:
lavander, have mercy, i can't stop laughing here already :icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

[Tawi2]

Erap: Doc, I accidentally swallowed a chicken bone!

Doctor: Is it choking?

Erap: No doc. It's Max's!

Doctor: I didn't mean chowking. I said, are you choking?

Erap: No doc, I'm serious!

:icon_lol::icon_lol: The funny thing,or sad thing depending upon how you look at it is I used to watch him being interviewed and can actually imagine him saying such a thing :icon_lol:

[lavander]

Erap was at a black tie party along with Reli German
who supplied him with a constant flow of Blue Label. All the gentlemen came in
black jackets, white shirts and black ties and the ladies in black gowns.



Erap thought it was a boring party so he kept drinking
his Blue Label to get him through the night. Then he saw a lady in a white gown.
"Reli, that's the lady I like," Erap said. "She is a non-conformist and a rebel.
I think I will ask her to dance." "Madam, would you care to dance with the
President of the Republic?" Erap asked.



The lady replied, "No, and I will give you 3 reasons
why. Reason No. 1, I don't know how to dance." "That's a legitimate reason,"
Erap remarked.



"Reason No. 2, you are drunk," the lady continued.
"That's your opinion," Erap said.



"Reason No. 3, I am Cardinal Sin."

[Tawi2]

Jaric: How is your Y2K conversion going?
Erap: It's crazy! I cant imagine going to work from Mondak to Fridak and spend saturdak and sundak with the kids. Why do they have to convert Y to K anyway? :icon_lol:

[Sophie]

:icon_lol::icon_lol: The funny thing,or sad thing depending upon how you look at it is I used to watch him being interviewed and can actually imagine him saying such a thing :icon_lol:

exactly, that's why i'm laughing so hard here :icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

[Tawi2]

Q: What happens when Erap gets Alzheimers disease?
A: His IQ goes up!

Q: What do you get when you offer Erap a penny for his thoughts?
A: Change.

Q: How did Erap try to kill the bird?
A: He threw it off a cliff.

Q: How does Erap kill a fish?
A: He drowns it.

Q: How do you amuse Erap for hours?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.

[lavander]

ERAP in Mcdo
ERAP : I'll have large fries, coke and a burger.
CASHIER : for dine in or for take out sir?
ERAP : no, for jinggoy.

[Tawi2]

President Erap looks up from his desk in Malacanang to see one of his
aides nervously approach him.

"What is it?" exclaims the President.

"Its this Abortion Bill Mr. President, what do you want to do about it?" the
aide replies.

"Just go ahead and pay it." responds the President.

[lavander]

ERAP : am returning this VHS tape i bought.
CLERK : whats the problem sir?
ERAP : no picture,no sound, what a waste.. i think its a suspense movie.
CLERK : what's the title sir?
ERAP : Head Cleaner!!!

[Sophie]

Jaric: How is your Y2K conversion going?
Erap: It's crazy! I cant imagine going to work from Mondak to Fridak and spend saturdak and sundak with the kids. Why do they have to convert Y to K anyway? :icon_lol:

:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:
Oh gosh, i can't stop laughing here :icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:
what's with today.....the forum is bombarded with erap jokes, lol :xxgrinning--00xx3::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

[Tawi2]

This is the truism :xxgrinning--00xx3:

A newspaper did a survey:

100 women surveyed were asked, "Would you sleep with president Erap"?

81 replied, "Never Again".

[Tawi2]

Dont worry Soph,its Gloria-day tommorrow :icon_lol:

One day Erap is going to give a speech at an Elementary School. He asks
the teacher what the children are studying and she replies that they are
learning about Tragedies. So the President decides to talk about
Tragedies.

He asks a student, "What would you consider to be a tragedy?"

The kid thinks for awhile and then says, " If a boy is running after a ball into
a street and gets run over by a car and dies."

Erap responds, "No, I don't think that's a tragedy... that's an accident."

Then Erap asks another kid to give an example of a tragedy. The kid says,
"If a bus full of kids drives over a cliff and they all die."

This time Erap says, "I don't think that's a tragedy... I think that's a great
loss."

So again Erap asks another kid to give an example of a tragedy. The kid
responds, "If you're on a air plane and it crashes."

"Right!" says the president to the kid. "That would be a tragedy... how did
you ever know that?"

Quickly, the kid replies, " Because I know it's not an accident and I know it's
not a great loss."

[lavander]

Erap writing on a slum book:
Favorite Actor:
Arnold Scharzene... ... (erase)
Arnold Schwarze... ... (erase)
Arnold Schwarzz... ... (erase)
Arnold Shwazenne... . ..(erase)
Arnold Shwazenner.. . ..(erase)
Arnold Shwarzenneg. . ..(erase)
Arnold Schchwarzenne. .. (erase)
Arnold Clavio

[lavander]

It was Erap's First time take a BOEING 747 plane, due to too much excitement he shouted immediately:

ERAP: BOEING! BOEING! BOEING!
STEWARDESS:(irriated,agigated)Be silent please.
ERAP: OEING! OIENG! OEING...

[Sophie]

Erap was at a black tie party along with Reli German
who supplied him with a constant flow of Blue Label. All the gentlemen came in
black jackets, white shirts and black ties and the ladies in black gowns.



Erap thought it was a boring party so he kept drinking
his Blue Label to get him through the night. Then he saw a lady in a white gown.
"Reli, that's the lady I like," Erap said. "She is a non-conformist and a rebel.
I think I will ask her to dance." "Madam, would you care to dance with the
President of the Republic?" Erap asked.



The lady replied, "No, and I will give you 3 reasons
why. Reason No. 1, I don't know how to dance." "That's a legitimate reason,"
Erap remarked.



"Reason No. 2, you are drunk," the lady continued.
"That's your opinion," Erap said.



"Reason No. 3, I am Cardinal Sin."

:icon_lol::icon_lol: Boy was he not really drunk :doh:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

[lavander]

INFORMATION
Erap: Hello, I would like to inquire how long is the flight to San Francisco ?
Operator: Just a minute sir...
Erap: Thank you! (klik).

[Sophie]

Dont worry Soph,its Gloria-day tommorrow :icon_lol:

LOL, but for some reason, i really find erap jokes so funny, i don't know why :doh:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

[Sophie]

ERAP : am returning this VHS tape i bought.
CLERK : whats the problem sir?
ERAP : no picture,no sound, what a waste.. i think its a suspense movie.
CLERK : what's the title sir?
ERAP : Head Cleaner!!!

Oh gosh, enough already, lol :ARsurrender::ARsurrender::ARsurrender::laugher::laugher::laugher::laugher:

[Tawi2]

LOL, but for some reason, i really find erap jokes so funny, i don't know why :doh:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

As soon as I see Erap on TV one word comes into my head "Sleaze" just something about the guy :NoNo:

[Sophie]

Dont worry Soph,its Gloria-day tommorrow :icon_lol:

One day Erap is going to give a speech at an Elementary School. He asks
the teacher what the children are studying and she replies that they are
learning about Tragedies. So the President decides to talk about
Tragedies.

He asks a student, "What would you consider to be a tragedy?"

The kid thinks for awhile and then says, " If a boy is running after a ball into
a street and gets run over by a car and dies."

Erap responds, "No, I don't think that's a tragedy... that's an accident."

Then Erap asks another kid to give an example of a tragedy. The kid says,
"If a bus full of kids drives over a cliff and they all die."

This time Erap says, "I don't think that's a tragedy... I think that's a great
loss."

So again Erap asks another kid to give an example of a tragedy. The kid
responds, "If you're on a air plane and it crashes."

"Right!" says the president to the kid. "That would be a tragedy... how did
you ever know that?"

Quickly, the kid replies, " Because I know it's not an accident and I know it's
not a great loss."

Boy, aren't kids really smart huh? :xxgrinning--00xx3::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:
Even gloria's grand daughter is so smart too :icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

[Sophie]

As soon as I see Erap on TV one word comes into my head "Sleaze" just something about the guy :NoNo:

same here, lol :icon_lol::icon_lol:

[Tawi2]

It could be his wet lips and his droopy eyes :Erm:But I used to have a dog looked like that and I trusted him implicitly :Erm: So I guess its just something about the man himself :xxgrinning--00xx3:

[Sophie]

It could be his wet lips and his droopy eyes :Erm:But I used to have a dog looked like that and I trusted him implicitly :Erm: So I guess its just something about the man himself :xxgrinning--00xx3:

Yeah, simply put, he's a dog :xxgrinning--00xx3::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

[Tawi2]

He was in his time,had quite a harem if the newspaper reports are a yardstick to measure his womanising and conquests by :Erm: Cant remember how many children he has,but there again,I guess neither can he :Erm:

[lavander]

Cant remember how many children he has,but there again,I guess neither can he :Erm:

Yes, he is still in the agony of counting who and by whom... :D

[Sophie]

He was in his time,had quite a harem if the newspaper reports are a yardstick to measure his womanising and conquests by :Erm: Cant remember how many children he has,but there again,I guess neither can he :Erm:

True :xxgrinning--00xx3::NoNo::NoNo:

[Sophie]

Yes, he is still in the agony of counting who and by whom... :D

Exactly :xxgrinning--00xx3::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:
And also he suck at math so he struggles with addition.....:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

[Tawi2]

I wonder if he shops late nights at the Seben-eleben :Erm:

[lavander]

Erap in Library

‘What time does the library open?’ Erap on the phone asked.

‘9 A.M. ‘ came the reply. ‘And what’s the idea of calling me at home in the middle of the night to ask a question like that?’

‘Not until 9 A.M.?’ Erap asked in a disappointed voice.

‘No, not till 9 A.M.!’ the librarian said.

‘Why do you want to get in before 9 A.M.?’

‘ha, who said I wanted to get in?’ Erap sighed sadly. ‘I want to get out!’

[lavander]

Q: How are a San Miguel Beer bottle and Erap alike?



A: They are both empty from the neck up.

[lavander]

Q: How do you confuse Erap?



A: Stick him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.

[lavander]

Q: What do you do if Erap throws a pin at you?



A: Run like hell, he's got a grenade in his mouth!

[lavander]

Q: Why did the Erap stare at a can of frozen orange juice?




A: Because it said concentrate.

[lavander]

BIRTHDAY

Reporter: When is your birthday?
Erap: Dec.25 (Not his real birthday)
Reporter: What year?
Erap: Every year

[lavander]

DIRECTION

On board an Air Force plane that Erap had commandeered to
pursue a group of kidnappers on another plane, the pilot t
ells Erap: "Sir, enemy plane comming in at 5 o'clock."
Erap replies: "Good. We have time to plan our moves.
It's only 4:25 by my watch."

[Pepe n Pilar]

Still on Erap during one of his Overseas Trip...

Steward: Sir r u done?
Erap: No, i'm Erap
Steward: i mean r u finished sir?
Erap: No, i'm a Filipino
Steward: i mean r u through?
Erap: Wat do u think of me FALSE?


Jaric: How is your Y2K conversion going?
Erap: It's crazy! I cant imagine going to work from Mondak to Fridak and spend saturdak and sundak with the kids. Why do they have to convert Y to K anyway? :icon_lol:


Q: What happens when Erap gets Alzheimers disease?
A: His IQ goes up!

Q: What do you get when you offer Erap a penny for his thoughts?
A: Change.

Q: How did Erap try to kill the bird?
A: He threw it off a cliff.

Q: How does Erap kill a fish?
A: He drowns it.

Q: How do you amuse Erap for hours?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.


President Erap looks up from his desk in Malacanang to see one of his
aides nervously approach him.

"What is it?" exclaims the President.

"Its this Abortion Bill Mr. President, what do you want to do about it?" the
aide replies.

"Just go ahead and pay it." responds the President.


ERAP : am returning this VHS tape i bought.
CLERK : whats the problem sir?
ERAP : no picture,no sound, what a waste.. i think its a suspense movie.
CLERK : what's the title sir?
ERAP : Head Cleaner!!!


Erap writing on a slum book:
Favorite Actor:
Arnold Scharzene... ... (erase)
Arnold Schwarze... ... (erase)
Arnold Schwarzz... ... (erase)
Arnold Shwazenne... . ..(erase)
Arnold Shwazenner.. . ..(erase)
Arnold Shwarzenneg. . ..(erase)
Arnold Schchwarzenne. .. (erase)
Arnold Clavio


It was Erap's First time take a BOEING 747 plane, due to too much excitement he shouted immediately:

ERAP: BOEING! BOEING! BOEING!
STEWARDESS:(irriated,agigated)Be silent please.
ERAP: OEING! OIENG! OEING...


INFORMATION
Erap: Hello, I would like to inquire how long is the flight to San Francisco ?
Operator: Just a minute sir...
Erap: Thank you! (klik).

HAHAHAHA ... Very funny!....:icon_lol::xxgrinning--00xx3:
This made my day.... more pls :icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::BouncyHappy::BouncyHappy::BouncyHappy:

[lavander]

PHONE CALL

Doctor: What happened to your ears?

Erap: I was ironing my pants when the phone rang and
I picked up the iron instead.

Doctor: What happened to your other ear?

Erap: The Son of a Bitch called back.

[lavander]

WINNING

Eraps walks into a casino where he see's a coke vending machine.

He puts in some money and a coke falls out. He smiles and keeps

putting in more and more money, and getting heaps of cokes. He does

this for about an hour or so until an aide comes up to him and says

"Havent you had enough, Sir?" and he says back, "No! Cant you see I'm
winning!"

[lavander]

NEW BOND

Pierce Brosnan resigned from being James Bond

and was substituted by a filipino actor named Joseph Estrada.

IQ 007, First movie "His Brain Is Not Enough."

Soon to be shown to theatres near you.

[Pepe n Pilar]

How do you compare Erap and Mike Arroyo?
> Both are billionaires.
> Both Ateneans.
> Both fat.
> Both alias Jose.
> Both are liars.
> Pero si Erap, mas may taste sa babae!

[Pepe n Pilar]

Gosh Lavander where did you buy this book?
Really funny... hehe:icon_lol:.:icon_lol::icon_lol:

[Sophie]

How do you compare Erap and Mike Arroyo?
> Both are billionaires.
> Both Ateneans.
> Both fat.
> Both alias Jose.
> Both are liars.
> Pero si Erap, mas may taste sa babae!

hahahaha, nice one :xxgrinning--00xx3::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

[Tawi2]

:xxgrinning--00xx3:Pero si Erap, mas may taste sa babae!:doh:icon_lol:

[brian&maddy]

hello friends:) mind if i post one too? :) here it goes...
ERAP STRIKES AGAIN...

Erap, on his way to the US, decided to stop by the vendo machine by the airport lounge. He drops a few coins and out comes a can of coke.

"Okey ito ha! "He drops a few more coins and out comes a candy bar "Ba, ayos a!" His aide comes over to him and says, "Sir, boarding time na ho sa eroplano!"

Erap: "Wag kang magulo! Hindi mo bang nakikita na nananalo pa ako

----Bwisit!!!"

Finally, he boards the plane with a bag full of coke and chocolate bars. He goes directly into first class. The stewardess
(pinay) was alarmed and tells the Purser, "Sir, the Vice President, Erap is seated in first class. His ticket is only business. What shall we do?"

The purser takes a minute and says, "Don't worry, I'll take care of it". The purser approaches Erap who is fidgeting with his seatbelts.

PURSER: "Good morning ser....saan kayo papunta???

ERAP: "Sa America...bakit?"

PURSER: "Naku ser, sa likod nalang ho kayo umupo at doon ang papunta sa America...dito sa harap ang papuntang Japan!!"

ERAP: "Ah ganoon ba...buti sinabi mo...sige, lilipat na ako!"

Seated between a Japanese and German businessmen, Erap listens to the two. The German, talking in his native language, had on a headgear.

The Japanese asked the German "Kore wa des ka?...what is that?"

German: "Hiel...dezz iz nothing. It iz zee latest technology ien Germany...the headsvone! I am talking to mine headquarters in zee Berlin." The Japanese, not to be outdone, also started talking in his native language. The German asked him, "Vhat is dhat?"

The Jap says proudly, "Ano ne..kore wa is latest Japanese technology in Japan! Have mic implant in tongue...and speaker in ear. I speak to office in Tokyo...neh." ERAP, irked by the two other nationalities started to do a slow and looong fart.

"....TRRRRRRR,TRRRR..PURURUUUUUUUT!"

The two businessmen closing their noses say...."&?%$#@! What's that sound???"

Erap says proudly,"Ah that, that's nothing. I was only sending a fax to the President!"

[brian&maddy]

here's another one:
Erap Makes Wish...
Erap shows a map of the Philippines to a genie and wishes that all the islands be connected by fly-overs.

Genie: I'm not that good. Make another wish!

Erap: Okay. Make me intelligent!

Genie: Can i see the map again?

[Sophie]

here's another one:
Erap Makes Wish...
Erap shows a map of the Philippines to a genie and wishes that all the islands be connected by fly-overs.

Genie: I'm not that good. Make another wish!

Erap: Okay. Make me intelligent!

Genie: Can i see the map again?

:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

[pennybarry]

All I know is they all have something in common. :D
All of them corrupt. I knew Marcos is corrupt too but he did something good for farmers in fairness.
We always have free fertilizers for the farm and he was the author of Agrarian Reform Act which benefited the tenants and all farmers. Tenants can avail some part of the property from the landowner if they have at least 7 hectares farmland owned.
Gloria tried to give free fertilizers to farmers but her crony corrupt the money:D:Brick:

http://blogs.gmanews.tv/ellen-tordesillas/archives/12-Seditious.html

That's the reasons why farmers sell their land. Farming is not earning too much. They need support from government but no hopes.

The only help we get from our farm is we don't buy rice and veggies. We sell veggies to the market and surrounding villages but cost very cheap. I'm teaching my brod in law how to make compost soil so we can save and earn more.