Pubes

[KeithD]

I thought I'd bring the tone of the forum down (what do you mean again? :cwm24:).

I'm off to bed so I'll see where this goes in the morning......

[Northerner]

Ahh, many a drunken conversation has been had with this topic... :icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::D:D:D

[GaryFifer]

Ahh, many a drunken conversation has been had with this topic... :icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::D:D:D

So what is best, chopping in the jungle, that tickles the nose? smooth as a babies :butthead:

[Northerner]

So what is best, chopping in the jungle, that tickles the nose? smooth as a babies :butthead:

It's all good:xxgrinning--00xx3::xxgrinning--00xx3::xxgrinning--00xx3::xxgrinning--00xx3:

[bornatbirth]

have you ever shaved yourself there?

a couple days later its so itchy,i will get a wax next time?

[Ji&Ma]

have you ever shaved yourself there?

a couple days later its so itchy,i will get a wax next time?

:yikes::omg::yikes:
Freshly plucked chicken???:D:icon_lol::icon_lol:

[GaryFifer]

have you ever shaved yourself there?

a couple days later its so itchy,i will get a wax next time?

For my first date with a local girl, I was 14. Then, I stole some scent-I slapped on some Aftershave.:doh :Brick:.. I was scrapped from the ceiling hours later. Anyways, took her to see movies.

[bornatbirth]

i had a few close shaves but it actually felt surprisingly nice being smooth,you should try it!

[trader dave]

just to bring it further down we go for the opaw look :action-smiley-081::icon_tonguew:

[IainBusby]

I thought I'd bring the tone of the forum down (what do you mean again? :cwm24:).

I'm off to bed so I'll see where this goes in the morning......

It's the ones that get stuck between your teeth that are the worst!

[aposhark]

For my first date with a local girl, I was 14. Then, I stole some scent-I slapped on some Aftershave.:doh :Brick:.. I was scrapped from the ceiling hours later. Anyways, took her to see movies.

So she really did bin you then, or was it scraped :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: which could mean that she quite liked the new you :icon_lol:

[aposhark]

I thought I'd bring the tone of the forum down (what do you mean again? :cwm24:).

I'm off to bed so I'll see where this goes in the morning......

Somehow, I just cannot imagine that many Filipinas on this forum would pass their comments on this one.
I could be wrong..........

[KeithD]

It's the ones that get stuck between your teeth that are the worst!
Especially if it's your own :rolleyes:

http://regretfulmorning.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/pube-stuck-in-teeth.jpg

[IainBusby]

Especially if it's your own :rolleyes:

http://regretfulmorning.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/pube-stuck-in-teeth.jpg


:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

[Tawi2]

Bolbol?Or a typo for "Pubs"?:Erm:

[mickcant]

So what is best, chopping in the jungle, that tickles the nose? smooth as a babies :butthead:
Hi all,:Hellooo:
As nature intended is best.:xxgrinning--00xx3:
Mick.

[KeithD]

Hi all,:Hellooo:
As nature intended is best.:xxgrinning--00xx3:
Mick.
Sweaty, smelling of pee and tastes like Balut? :Erm: :vomit-smiley-011:

[Alan]

Sweaty, smelling of pee and tastes like Balut? :Erm: :vomit-smiley-011:

Oh, you know my ex then do you Keith?

Al.:)

[Jay&Zobel]

Bolbol?Or a typo for "Pubs"?:Erm:

Hehe YES lol :Erm::D

[KeithD]

Oh, you know my ex then do you Keith?

Al.:)
ALL of them :cwm24:

[trader dave]

come on girls you usualy have a lot to say :Erm: SHAVED OR AS IT :action-smiley-075:GROWS :icon_lol::icon_lol:

[KeithD]

Anyone watch "Teenage Embarrassing Body Parts" the other day?

Some bird had obviously shaved her flappy slit with a cheap razor in an upward direction...... it looked like acne roadkill :icon_lol:

[trader dave]

Anyone watch "Teenage Embarrassing Body Parts" the other day?

Some bird had obviously shaved her flappy slit with a cheap razor in an upward direction...... it looked like acne roadkill :icon_lol:



ha ha ha dont matter some little scroat will still :Rasp::Rasp::icon_lol::icon_tonguew::Sex:

[Pepe n Pilar]

This thread made me laugh!...:icon_lol::icon_lol:
As there are more blokes replying i am ashamed to share....:omg:
Shave it or trim it?? hmmmm....:Erm:
If shaved and itchy.... apply moisturising oil of olay!!!:icon_lol::Hellooo::Hellooo::icon_lol::Cuckoo:

[Tawi2]

Bilbil above bolbol below,my oh my look how they grow :icon_lol:

[Pepe n Pilar]

Bilbil above bolbol below,my oh my look how they grow :icon_lol:

Oh i didn't notice the spelling Tawi2... so it refers to bilbil?:omg::doh
exercise by bending is the remedy to remove the bilbil:xxgrinning--00xx3::D

[IainBusby]

Anyone watch "Teenage Embarrassing Body Parts" the other day?

Some bird had obviously shaved her flappy slit with a cheap razor in an upward direction...... it looked like acne roadkill :icon_lol:

:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

[Tawi2]

Oh i didn't notice the spelling Tawi2... so it refers to bilbil?:omg::doh
exercise by bending is the remedy to remove the bilbil:xxgrinning--00xx3::D

You could lose your bilbil by repeatedly bending to look at your bolbol :xxgrinning--00xx3:

[Jay&Zobel]

You could lose your bilbil by repeatedly bending to look at your bolbol :xxgrinning--00xx3:

:NoNo::NoNo::NoNo::NoNo::NoNo: lol :D

[trader dave]

This thread made me laugh!...:icon_lol::icon_lol:
As there are more blokes replying i am ashamed to share....:omg:
Shave it or trim it?? hmmmm....:Erm:
If shaved and itchy.... apply moisturising oil of olay!!!:icon_lol::Hellooo::Hellooo::icon_lol::Cuckoo: :icon_lol: aloe vera is best for any skin irritations


good good dont be shy no ones going to look girls:icon_lol:

[KeithD]

Feel free to include pictures, we can then guess who the owner is :cwm24:

[Pepe n Pilar]

You could lose your bilbil by repeatedly bending to look at your bolbol :xxgrinning--00xx3:

:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::Rasp::Rasp::Rasp:

[aromulus]

I thought I'd bring the tone of the forum down (what do you mean again? :cwm24:).

I'm off to bed so I'll see where this goes in the morning......

If I didn't know any better I would have sworn it was a manc running this show.....:doh

[KeithD]

Dom you've got the wrong flag for Italy. This is the correct one....
http://img1.jurko.net/3220.gif

[IainBusby]

dom you've got the wrong flag for italy. This is the correct one....
http://img1.jurko.net/3220.gif

:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

[Sophie]

Bilbil above bolbol below,my oh my look how they grow :icon_lol:

LOL, which one?? :icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

[nigel]

This is actually an embarrassing subject for me cause I've discovered I've got a grey pubic hair...it was in my cheeseburger..:rolleyes:

[Florge]

eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww..... caught in between your teeth??? eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww

[Florge]

Sweaty, smelling of pee and tastes like Balut? :Erm: :vomit-smiley-011:

How'd you know it tastes like balut? :Erm:

[Sophie]

This is actually an embarrassing subject for me cause I've discovered I've got a grey pubic hair...it was in my cheeseburger..:rolleyes:

eeeeeoooooowwwwwww, where did you put your cheeseburger???? LOL :icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

[trader dave]

eeeeeoooooowwwwwww, where did you put your cheeseburger???? LOL :icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:


maybe wanted fish sauce with it yukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk:omg:

[Pepe n Pilar]

This is actually an embarrassing subject for me cause I've discovered I've got a grey pubic hair...it was in my cheeseburger..:rolleyes:

:doh:icon_lol::icon_lol::Help1::Help1:

[Sophie]

maybe wanted fish sauce with it yukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk:omg:

:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

[aromulus]

:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:


Ok, you asked for it.....:NoNo:

The next time one of your pretenders to the Scottish Throne comes to my country with a begging bowl and and a request to help to fight the sassenachs he can take a running jump....:omg:

[GaryFifer]

Bilbil above bolbol below,my oh my look how they grow :icon_lol:

Bilbil your bol bol? Does that mean you get charged a price for a shave?Where do you go to shave your bolbol?Pubic barber. That sounds like a fantastic job! Lay back and relax...now..what shall it be today? Short back and sides? Or a blonde perm. We do a free afterlicking service.:yikes:

[bornatbirth]

Feel free to include pictures, we can then guess who the owner is :cwm24:

ok me first,i will upload on my day off but i need to shave first as im hairy again?

[KeithD]

ok me first,i will upload on my day off but i need to shave first as im hairy again?
:omg:

[bornatbirth]

i liked him smooth,im thinking of having a full body wax?

any requests what you want a photo of?

[KeithD]

any requests what you want a photo of?
...next weeks winning lottery numbers :Erm:

[trader dave]

a philippine pussy

[Fitzy]

a philippine pussy

Well mate.
After our chat the other day, I asked her highness what her preference was, and hey presto, am not only bald on top now :icon_lol::icon_lol::Rasp::Rasp:

Great feeling.

I wd highly recommend it.:xxgrinning--00xx3:

The last time I shaved, was when I had the crabs(JOKE):D:D

[Pepe n Pilar]

a philippine pussy

That is a nice Phil. pussy cat Dave...:xxgrinning--00xx3:

Here is the pussycat in England...:D:xxgrinning--00xx3:

[Ji&Ma]

That is a nice Phil. pussy cat Dave...:xxgrinning--00xx3:

Here is the pussycat in England...:D:xxgrinning--00xx3:

Heheeeee, ok folks
Here you have a bald pussy...:omg:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f2/2_week-old_Female_Sphynx_%28Suki%29.jpg

[KeithD]

I bet this thread will appear in the future when someone searches for 'Filipina pussy' :rolleyes:

For example: underage hairy pussy (http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&safe=off&num=50&newwindow=1&q=underage+hairy+pussy&btnG=Search)

My Win2Win forum is in 7th place :icon_lol:

[Sophie]

Heheeeee, ok folks
Here you have a bald pussy...:omg:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f2/2_week-old_Female_Sphynx_%28Suki%29.jpg

is this a bald pussy cat or a shaven pussy cat?? :icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

[Sophie]

I bet this thread will appear in the future when someone searches for 'Filipina pussy' :rolleyes:

For example: underage hairy pussy (http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&safe=off&num=50&newwindow=1&q=underage+hairy+pussy&btnG=Search)

My Win2Win forum is in 7th place :icon_lol:

:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

[Pepe n Pilar]

Heheeeee, ok folks
Here you have a bald pussy...:omg:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f2/2_week-old_Female_Sphynx_%28Suki%29.jpg

Bald or has been shaven?? hehehe.:omg::Rasp::icon_lol:
or he has the brazilian wax???:icon_lol::icon_lol:

[Ji&Ma]

is this a bald pussy cat or a shaven pussy cat?? :icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

I would say this is naturally bald underage one... :yikes::omg::D:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

[Sophie]

Pubic barber.[/B] That sounds like a fantastic job! Lay back and relax...now..what shall it be today?

A waxing parlor will do just the job :xxgrinning--00xx3::xxgrinning--00xx3::D:D:icon_lol::icon_lol:

[Sophie]

I would say this is naturally bald underage one... :yikes::omg::D:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

nice, lucky cat :xxgrinning--00xx3::D:D:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

[Pepe n Pilar]

I would say this is naturally bald underage one... :yikes::omg::D:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

bald underage? but why is the skin old?:Erm::doh:omg::D

[bornatbirth]

bald underage? but why is the skin old?:Erm::doh:omg::D

its all wrinkly and stretchy so he will grow into it :Erm:

[GaryFifer]

This is actually an embarrassing subject for me cause I've discovered I've got a grey pubic hair...it was in my cheeseburger..:rolleyes:

You eat your cheeseburgers naked? Or was it..someone else pube. Perhaps you need a pube check. You know it is said when a human gets a real fright, the whole hair can turn white? What I wish to know is, what did the little grey hair see that made him so scared he turned grey! Then he told the rest

[IainBusby]

Ok, you asked for it.....:NoNo:

The next time one of your pretenders to the Scottish Throne comes to my country with a begging bowl and and a request to help to fight the sassenachs he can take a running jump....:omg:

The Scots don't need to fight the English anymore. They've got their own parliament now, through which they get a bigger share per head of the UK wealth than the English, Welsh and Northern Irish and on top of that both the PM and the chancellor are Scots, so you could say we've already conquered the English by stealth and they haven't even noticed yet......... We're not daft.

Iain.

[aromulus]

on top of that both the PM and the chancellor are Scots,
Iain.

They aren't doing Scotland any favours, come to think about it....:Erm::NoNo:

In fact you may find chocolate johnnies more useful...:omg:

Many a British citizen do keep one of their photos on the mantlepiece, but only so to scare the kids from going anywhere near the fire....:icon_lol:

[IainBusby]

They aren't doing Scotland any favours, come to think about it....:Erm::NoNo:

In fact you may find chocolate johnnies more useful...:omg:

Many a British citizen do keep one of their photos on the mantlepiece, but only so to scare the kids from going anywhere near the fire....:icon_lol:

Maybe it's all part of the plan, maybe we'll bankrupt the union and destroy it from within.

[Sconnie]

I went down the pube on Friday for a couple of slurps
:40__s:

[Fitzy]

Well I don't care what anybody says, I did mine the other day, and it's the best thing since sliced bread:D
Not between the Cheeseburger either:icon_lol::icon_lol:
I fly on the 11th to go to the Phils, and will give myselff a quick trim up before I go:xxgrinning--00xx3:

Nice feeling:Rasp::Rasp:

[nigel]

You eat your cheeseburgers naked? Or was it..someone else pube. Perhaps you need a pube check. You know it is said when a human gets a real fright, the whole hair can turn white? What I wish to know is, what did the little grey hair see that made him so scared he turned grey! Then he told the rest

When a man finds a grey pubic hair it probably means he hasn't had enough sex, what else would his :icon_tonguew:willy worry about?:rolleyes: