Bad Filipino Translations For English Movies!

[britishdetained]

Black Hawk Down (Ibong Maitim sa Ibaba)
Dead Man’s Chest (Dodo Ng Patay)
I Know What You Did Last Summer (Uyy…! Aminin!)
Love, Actually (Sa Totoo Lang, Pag-Ibig)
Million Dollar Baby (50 Million Pisong Sanggol depende sa
current exchange rate ng Pilipinas)
The Blair Witch Project (Ang Proyekto ng Bruhang Si Blair)
Mary Poppins (Si Mariang May Putok)
Snakes On A Plane ( Nag-Ahasan Sa Ere)
The Postman Always Rings Twice (Ang Kartero Kapag Dumutdot Laging
Dalawang Beses)
Sum of All Fears (Takot Mo, Takot Ko, Takot Nating Lahat)
Swordfish (Talakitok)
Pretty Woman ( Ganda Ng Lola Mo)
Robin Hood, Men In Tights (Si Robin Hood at ang mga Felix Bakat)
Four Weddings and A Funeral (Kahit Apat na Beses Ka Pang Magpakasal,
Mamamatay Ka Rin)
The Good, The Bad and the Ugly (Ako, Ikaw, Kayong Lahat)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (Adik Si Harry, Tumira ng Shabu)
Click (Isang Pindot Ka Lang)
Brokeback Mountain (May Nawasak Sa Likod ng Bundok
ng Tralala)
The Day of the Death (Ayaw Tumayo Ng Mga Patay)
Waterworld (Basang-Basa)
There’s Something About Mary (May Kwan Sa Ano Ni Maria)
Employee of the Month (Ang Sipsip)
Resident Evil (Ang Biyenan)
Kill Bill (Kilitiin sa Bilbil)
The Grudge ( Lintik Lang Ang Walang Ganti)_
Nightmare Before Christmas (Binangungot Sa Noche Buena)
Annie Hall (Ang Butas Ni Annie)
Never Been Kissed (Pangit Kasi)
Gone In 60 Seconds (1 Round, Tulog)
The Fast and the Furious ( Ang Bitin, Galit)
Too Fast, Too Furious (Kapag Sobrang Bitin, Sobrang Galit)
Dude, Where’s My Car? (Dong, Anong Level Ulit Tayo Nag-Park?)
Beauty and the Beast (Ang Asawa Ko at Ang Nanay Niya)
The Lord of the Rings (Ang Alahero)


Enjoy:xxgrinning--00xx3::D:icon_lol:

[KeithD]

:icon_lol: :Erm: :doh I can't read it!! :rolleyes:

[Tawi2]

Million Dollar Baby (50 Million Pisong Sanggol depende sa
current exchange rate ng Pilipinas):icon_lol::xxgrinning--00xx3:

[Tawi2]

Never Been Kissed (Pangit Kasi):icon_lol:Kill Bill (Kilitiin sa Bilbil):icon_lol:

[Tawi2]

Beauty and the Beast (Ang Asawa Ko at Ang Nanay Niya):xxgrinning--00xx3:Very good:icon_lol:

[jam07]

LOL! :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

So funny! Where did you get those? :xxgrinning--00xx3: :xxgrinning--00xx3: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

[lizaphil]

:icon_lol: :Erm: :doh I can't read it!! :rolleyes:

:icon_lol::icon_lol:time to learn how to read some tagalog boss:joke:

[Sophie]

Robin Hood, Men In Tights (Si Robin Hood at ang mga Felix Bakat)
Four Weddings and A Funeral (Kahit Apat na Beses Ka Pang Magpakasal,
Mamamatay Ka Rin)
The Good, The Bad and the Ugly (Ako, Ikaw, Kayong Lahat)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (Adik Si Harry, Tumira ng Shabu)
Brokeback Mountain (May Nawasak Sa Likod ng Bundok
ng Tralala)
Employee of the Month (Ang Sipsip)
Resident Evil (Ang Biyenan)
Never Been Kissed (Pangit Kasi)
Gone In 60 Seconds (1 Round, Tulog)
The Fast and the Furious ( Ang Bitin, Galit)
Too Fast, Too Furious (Kapag Sobrang Bitin, Sobrang Galit)
Beauty and the Beast (Ang Asawa Ko at Ang Nanay Niya)


This one's really made me laugh :xxgrinning--00xx3: lol :icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

[miss.piggy]

super funny! nice one charlene! :xxgrinning--00xx3:

[LadyJ]

Piracy dvd's copied and subtitle translated (to english language) by Chinese are really worst, i've seen quite a lot of them and it was bad...and funny and annoying, I couldn't concentrate on the movie I was watching:NoNo:Like instead of 'Norman - Nohman', "the village that you is currently in" as opposed to "your village", and "His parents were killed in her face" instead of "her parents were killed right in front of her":doh:Brick:

So never buy piracy dvd, specially made from china:xxgrinning--00xx3:

[Tawi2]

Pirated DVD's?Loads of them in Baclaran,theres all those stalls together near the McDonalds selling them,one guy was playing porn DVD's in the street on his stall :cwm24:I didnt stop nor look closely to read the sub-titles though in case anyone thought I was a perv :Erm:

[jimeve]

Pirated DVD's?Loads of them in Baclaran,theres all those stalls together near the McDonalds selling them,one guy was playing porn DVD's in the street on his stall :cwm24:I didnt stop nor look closely to read the sub-titles though in case anyone thought I was a perv :Erm:

how much was they.:Erm:

[Tawi2]

Well,he wanted to charge me Puti-price so I got someone to get me them for 50 pesos each :xxgrinning--00xx3: He did originally quote me 100 pesos each :Erm:But I only bought them to destroy them and get them off the streets.

[jimeve]

He did originally quote me 100 pesos each :Erm:But I only bought them to destroy them and get them off the streets.

yeah right.:rolleyes:

[Tawi2]

Its true Jim,I mean the discs only showed raunchy Swedish lesbians or hot-chocolate Thai porn :Erm: Nothing of interest there :NoNo:

[jimeve]

Its true Jim,I mean the discs only showed raunchy Swedish lesbians or hot-chocolate Thai porn :Erm: Nothing of interest there :NoNo:

No hairy Germans then. :icon_lol:

[Tawi2]

Nahh,she was a one off :icon_lol:

[britishdetained]

Well,he wanted to charge me Puti-price so I got someone to get me them for 50 pesos each :xxgrinning--00xx3: He did originally quote me 100 pesos each :Erm:But I only bought them to destroy them and get them off the streets.

You can get 3 for 100 in Quipo...it is were they are making pirated DVD's:xxgrinning--00xx3:

But not good:NoNo:

[Mrs Daddy]

fab!:D

[Tawi2]

You can get 3 for 100 in Quipo...it is were they are making pirated DVD's:xxgrinning--00xx3:

But not good:NoNo:

In Quiapo?I better buy some more then next time I am over just to destroy them so they dont end up on the streets :NoNo: