Gentlemen, scientists finally give us a scientific discovery better than Television!

[Northerner]

And what could this amazing discovery be?

Well, for those among you trying for a baby. You may have come accross the term Pre-eclampsia! For those who have not, the following wikipedia article will be of interest (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pre-eclampsia) :Erm:

Now the interesting part of this article and the serious science behind it can be found here (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pre-eclampsia#Exposure_to_partner.27s_semen) :):):):) And Gentlemen, this method for reducing Pre-eclampsia is Awesome :xxgrinning--00xx3:

Gentlemen, I await your green blobs :Beer: Ladies, I await your red blobs :laugher::devil-smiley-029:

:Bricks:

[Northerner]

And for those too tired for the long wikipedia article! Basically, a woman who ingests her long term partners "seminal fluid" can develop immunity from pre-eclampsia!

:rolleyes:

[Sophie]

And what could this amazing discovery be?

Well, for those among you trying for a baby. You may have come accross the term Pre-eclampsia! For those who have not, the following wikipedia article will be of interest (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pre-eclampsia) :Erm:

Now the interesting part of this article and the serious science behind it can be found here (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pre-eclampsia#Exposure_to_partner.27s_semen) :):):):) And Gentlemen, this method for reducing Pre-eclampsia is Awesome :xxgrinning--00xx3::Bricks:


And for those too tired for the long wikipedia article! Basically, a woman who ingests her long term partners "seminal fluid" can develop immunity from pre-eclampsia!
:rolleyes:

This can be both good news and bad news.......
good news in the sense that if it will cure pre-eclamsia - then that's awesome indeed :xxgrinning--00xx3:
and the bad news will depend on how the ingestion will be done, lol :ARsurrender:

[Northerner]

This can be both good news and bad news.......
good news in the sense that if it will cure pre-eclamsia - then that's awesome indeed :xxgrinning--00xx3:
and the bad news will depend on how the ingestion will be done, lol :ARsurrender:

Ah, but I titled the thread Gentlemen.... As I am sure all of the gentlemen on this forum will want to swear upon this discovery quicker than they would swear upon the bible in court :icon_lol::D:D:icon_lol::icon_lol:

[Sophie]

Ah, but I titled the thread Gentlemen.... As I am sure all of the gentlemen on this forum will want to swear upon this discovery quicker than they would swear upon the bible in court :icon_lol::D:D:icon_lol::icon_lol:

LOL :icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

[trader dave]

Ah, but I titled the thread Gentlemen.... As I am sure all of the gentlemen on this forum will want to swear upon this discovery quicker than they would swear upon the bible in court :icon_lol::D:D:icon_lol::icon_lol:



:yikes: sorry i never read the article but are we saying oral ingestion works :icon_lol:

[Northerner]

:yikes: sorry i never read the article but are we saying oral ingestion works :icon_lol:

Scientifically proven :xxgrinning--00xx3::xxgrinning--00xx3::xxgrinning--00xx3::xxgrinning--00xx3::xxgrinning--00xx3::xxgrinning--00xx3::xxgrinning--00xx3:

[trader dave]

Scientifically proven :xxgrinning--00xx3::xxgrinning--00xx3::xxgrinning--00xx3::xxgrinning--00xx3::xxgrinning--00xx3::xxgrinning--00xx3::xxgrinning--00xx3:



oooo my wife was telling the truth then and apparently its the secret to looking young:cwm24:

I AM NOT GOING TO ARGUE:Rasp::Rasp::Rasp:

[Northerner]

I AM NOT GOING TO ARGUE:Rasp::Rasp::Rasp:

There is not a single man who is going to argue with this :xxgrinning--00xx3: And if there is one:Erm:, he might one day be found under a Las Vegas Casino :icon_lol:

[KeithD]

And for those too tired for the long wikipedia article! Basically, a woman who ingests her long term partners "seminal fluid" can develop immunity from pre-eclampsia!

:rolleyes:
Well it worked for me, never had pre-eclampsia! :xxgrinning--00xx3: :cwm24:

[IainBusby]

And what could this amazing discovery be?

Well, for those among you trying for a baby. You may have come accross the term Pre-eclampsia! For those who have not, the following wikipedia article will be of interest (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pre-eclampsia) :Erm:

Now the interesting part of this article and the serious science behind it can be found here (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pre-eclampsia#Exposure_to_partner.27s_semen) :):):):) And Gentlemen, this method for reducing Pre-eclampsia is Awesome :xxgrinning--00xx3:

Gentlemen, I await your green blobs :Beer: Ladies, I await your red blobs :laugher::devil-smiley-029:

:Bricks:



oooo my wife was telling the truth then and apparently its the secret to looking young:cwm24:

I AM NOT GOING TO ARGUE:Rasp::Rasp::Rasp:

I've shown this my wife this thread and she doesn't seem impressed with either of these theories. But I told her we really should try it, purely in the interests of scientific research you understand.

[KeithD]

I've shown this my wife this thread and she doesn't seem impressed with either of these theories. But I told her we really should try it, purely in the interest of science you understand.
Well if you wifey isn't interested Dom said he'll come round an do it for her :cwm38:

[IainBusby]

Well it worked for me, never had pre-eclampsia! :xxgrinning--00xx3: :cwm24:

:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

Ah but were you ingesting or dispensing?

[IainBusby]

Well if you wifey isn't interested Dom said he'll come round an do it for her :cwm38:

:cwm24::NoNo::cwm24:

[aromulus]

Well if you wifey isn't interested Dom said he'll come round an do it for her :cwm38:

I have enough on my plate fending off my wife....:doh

[KeithD]

I have enough on my plate....
You could have worded that better in this thread :icon_lol:

[Northerner]

I've shown this my wife this thread and she doesn't seem impressed with either of these theories. But I told her we really should try it, purely in the interests of scientific research you understand.

There is a direct correlation between women who ingested semen and those that did not :xxgrinning--00xx3: Tell your wife this is a scientific fact! As true as the world s round or that the sun is more than a wee bit hot :icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

[IainBusby]

you could have worded that better in this thread :icon_lol:

:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

[IainBusby]

I can't believe that women have never heard of this before, according to this wikipedia article http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semen it has sooooooo many health benefits.

[Northerner]

I can't believe that women have never heard of this before, according to this wikipedia article http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semen it has sooooooo many health benefits.

Brothers:D, this needs to be spread far and wide (by word of mouth and stuff - no funny business :icon_lol::icon_lol:)

[aromulus]

Brothers:D, this needs to be spread far and wide (by word of mouth and stuff - no funny business :icon_lol::icon_lol:)

I always said that 80% of women do have the intelligence gene in them, the problem we face is that 90% of them spit it out...!!!!!

[IainBusby]

I always said that 80% of women do have the intelligence gene in them, the problem we face is that 90% of them spit it out...!!!!!

:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

[trader dave]

:yikes: not many women commenting on this thread:icon_lol:


i suppose its to much to ask who spits or who :Erm::doh more negative rep:doh

[IainBusby]

:yikes: not many women commenting on this thread:icon_lol:


i suppose its to much to ask who spits or who :Erm::doh more negative rep:doh

Come on girls, you must have something to say about this......... but please don't speak with your mouth full.

[bornatbirth]

for best treatment,how often should she take her medicine...maybe once a day??

[Northerner]

for best treatment,how often should she take her medicine...maybe once a day??

Oh, at least once a day.. At the very least:D :xxgrinning--00xx3::xxgrinning--00xx3:

[Sophie]

THREAD WARNING : "FOR GUYS ONLY", WOMEN KEEP OUT :ARsurrender::D:D:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

[Sophie]

Oh, at least once a day.. At the very least:D :xxgrinning--00xx3::xxgrinning--00xx3:

:omg::omg::omg::omg::yikes::yikes::yikes::yikes::ARsurrender::ARsurrender:

[Northerner]

:23_116_6[1]:


:omg::omg::omg::omg::yikes::yikes::yikes::yikes: :arsurrender: :arsurrender:

[dontpushme]

And for those too tired for the long wikipedia article! Basically, a woman who ingests her long term partners "seminal fluid" can develop immunity from pre-eclampsia!

:rolleyes:

What the crap?? Who are these scientists? And what scientific journal have they published their work in, pray tell? Are you basing all this excitement on Wikipedia???:doh:icon_lol::icon_lol:


I've shown this my wife this thread and she doesn't seem impressed with either of these theories. But I told her we really should try it, purely in the interests of scientific research you understand.

Yeah, it's a dirty job, but it's all for science.:NoNo::rolleyes:


:yikes: not many women commenting on this thread:icon_lol:


i suppose its to much to ask who spits or who :Erm::doh more negative rep:doh

Well, haven't we women been told to keep out? And if I knew how to give you negative rep (or if I could), I'd have done it. :icon_lol: Umm, also, I guess I should keep out lest my poor bf come in here and see me replying to a thread I'm not supposed to be reading.:yikes::action-smiley-081::Cuckoo:

[KeithD]

Remember guys, if you don't use condoms, and go down on her the next day, you're munching your own 'cure' :rolleyes:

[Sophie]

What the crap?? Who are these scientists? And what scientific journal have they published their work in, pray tell? Are you basing all this excitement on Wikipedia???:doh:icon_lol::icon_lol:

I bet the scientists are men, lol :Erm::Erm::D:D:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

[KeithD]

I bet the scientists are men, lol :Erm::Erm::D:D:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:
Yep....and they tested the theory on monkies :cwm24:

[Sophie]

Yep....and they tested the theory on monkies :cwm24:

LOL :yikes::yikes::omg::omg::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

[bornatbirth]

Yep....and they tested the theory on monkies :cwm24:

maybe they painted it yellow and peelded it back :omg:

[KeithD]

LOL :yikes::yikes::omg::omg::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:
They did first use rats, but inserting of the penis into the mouth split their heads open and they bled to death :rolleyes:

[Sophie]

They did first use rats, but inserting of the penis into the mouth split their heads open and they bled to death :rolleyes:

More Eeeeooooowwwww :yikes::yikes::yikes::yikes::omg::omg::omg::omg::icon_lol::icon_lol: