More Women.....

[KeithD]

....Pics in the Gallery please, I keep getting PM's from the guys that the other are worn out due to abuse :omg:

[bornatbirth]

wearing bikini's and lookin hot!

[KeithD]

wearing bikini's and lookin hot!
Yes...this is one of the guys that sent me 67 PM's about this issue :cwm24:

[bornatbirth]

was it that many? :Erm:

but most of them was for male members :Erm: :action-smiley-081: :D

[trader dave]

:cwm24::yikes: you mean all those pictures of my wife been abused already:doh:doh:NoNo: :cwm24:

[jimeve]

:cwm24::yikes: you mean all those pictures of my wife been abused already:doh:doh:NoNo: :cwm24:

specially those that expand :xxgrinning--00xx3:

[vbkelly]

....Pics in the Gallery please, I keep getting PM's from the guys that the other are worn out due to abuse :omg:

like this boss http://pics.nerdnirvana.org/v/women/a2112066.jpg.html

[KeithD]

like this boss http://pics.nerdnirvana.org/v/women/a2112066.jpg.html
:omg: I'm disgusted, I'll turn the other cheek :rolleyes:

[aposhark]

like this boss http://pics.nerdnirvana.org/v/women/a2112066.jpg.html

How can I park my bicycle NOW ???? :icon_lol:

[trader dave]

like this boss http://pics.nerdnirvana.org/v/women/a2112066.jpg.html

third from the right for me:icon_lol: i am sure thats my wife:Erm::Erm:


i must check my pictures:Rasp::Rasp:

[jimeve]

third from the right for me:icon_lol: i am sure thats my wife:Erm::Erm:


i must check my pictures:Rasp::Rasp:

Your a lucky man dave, wish my wifes bot was like that :xxgrinning--00xx3:

[trader dave]

Your a lucky man dave, wish my wifes bot was like that :xxgrinning--00xx3:


:xxgrinning--00xx3: well i have to agree with you on that but mrs T would say noooo my bums better that that [hers not mine]:action-smiley-081: :icon_lol::icon_lol: thats my girl:Rasp:

[vbkelly]

How can I park my bicycle NOW ???? :icon_lol:

:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

[vbkelly]

third from the right for me:icon_lol: i am sure thats my wife:Erm::Erm:


i must check my pictures:Rasp::Rasp:

you will be out in the bed when she come:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

[Florge]

what with the butt? men do like women's butt? why? i know men love the breasts... but butt?

[trader dave]

what with the butt? men do like women's butt? why? i know men love the breasts... but butt?


men like everything not just one particular part its just sometimes one part if worth eating before another:D:icon_lol::icon_lol::butthead:

[bornatbirth]

what with the butt? men do like women's butt? why? i know men love the breasts... but butt?

i like both!

nice firm breast and a cute pert butt :xxgrinning--00xx3:

my wife as both :D

[KeithD]

nice firm breast and a cute pert butt :xxgrinning--00xx3:

my wife as both :D
Your wife only has one breast! :Erm:

[trader dave]

Your wife only has one breast! :Erm:


:icon_lol::icon_lol: THATS FINE IF YOU ONLY HAVE 1 HAND:Erm:

[Florge]

Lol

[bornatbirth]

:icon_lol::icon_lol: THATS FINE IF YOU ONLY HAVE 1 HAND:Erm:

but i have 2 hands :bigcry:

what will i do with the other :bigcry: oh squeeze her butt :xxgrinning--00xx3: :D

[aposhark]

what with the butt? men do like women's butt? why? i know men love the breasts... but butt?

Bottoms can be very beautiful, as can other parts of her body.

Men like different things about women.
Of course personality is the best, but physical attributes are also important.
IMHO her face must be the nicest because we will look at each other a lot.

[pennybarry]

like this boss http://pics.nerdnirvana.org/v/women/a2112066.jpg.html

Honest to goodness, I don't know why that man feeds women's butts:D

It looks like crisp:icon_lol: It must be itchy butt then:omg::action-smiley-081:

[trader dave]

Honest to goodness, I don't know why that man feeds women's butts:D

It looks like crisp:icon_lol: It must be itchy butt then:omg::action-smiley-081:

seems a bit strange seen many things in butts :doh but biscuits or crisps :Erm: was it one of those doggy biscuits from another thread:yikes::yikes::icon_lol:

[aposhark]

Honest to goodness, I don't know why that man feeds women's butts:D

It looks like crisp:icon_lol: It must be itchy butt then:omg::action-smiley-081:

Hi Penny,

Another good reason to get a bidet :icon_lol:
The crisp bits must feel horrible, not that I know of course :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

[bornatbirth]

i wanna know if theres crisps in there butt,what on the other side.

munch,munch!!

[joebloggs]

i wanna know if theres crisps in there butt,what on the other side.

munch,munch!!

there not crisps but doritos, and the dip is on the other side :doh

:icon_lol:

[bornatbirth]

what flavour is your wife?

sour cream and onion :Erm: :D

[joebloggs]

what flavour is your wife?

sour cream and onion :Erm: :D

me don't like the dips :doh, but she buys tangy cheese ones i think :rolleyes:

[trader dave]

cant stand prawn COCKTAIL:Erm:

[D&G]

Your wife only has one breast! :Erm:


LOL! :icon_lol::icon_lol: u always make me laugh :D

[D&G]

i'm just wondering...what part of the female anatomy do men find the most (sexually) attractive?? and why?

[Northerner]

i'm just wondering...what part of the female anatomy do men find the most (sexually) attractive?? and why?

Hips... ie, the womanly shape :xxgrinning--00xx3:

[trader dave]

face ,boobs, butt ,legs , feet :doh:doh oooo dear im going to bed goodnight wheres my wife:cwm24::Sex::icon_tonguew:

[KeithD]

i'm just wondering...what part of the female anatomy do men find the most (sexually) attractive?? and why?
Purse.....it contains my money :rolleyes:

[aposhark]

i'm just wondering...what part of the female anatomy do men find the most (sexually) attractive?? and why?

I love everything about my wife.
It all starts with a smile though............
The rest follows, I :ARsurrender:

[pennybarry]

i'm just wondering...what part of the female anatomy do men find the most (sexually) attractive?? and why?

Hubby said t is my brown sexy skin and cute butt:icon_lol:

It is the eyes I always look first, then innerside:D

But time will passed by, and you will set aside the outside beauty, the more important is the inner beauty. :D:Rasp:

[Alan]

I actually HATE the fact that we are all starting to use the word 'butt!'

As an English teacher I do not like 'Americanisms' entering our language. Just my opinion!

Al.:)

P.S. I like EVERYTHING about Hanna!

[KeithD]

I actually HATE the fact that we are all starting to use the word 'butt!'
We can't use A:censored:E it's banned on here :Erm:

Besides, Filipina's are taught American English!

[Northerner]

I actually HATE the fact that we are all starting to use the word 'butt!'

As an English teacher I do not like 'Americanisms' entering our language. Just my opinion!

Al.:)



You mean proper english like this:

Whan that Aueryłł wt his shoures soote,
The droghte of Marcħ, hath perced to the roote;
And bathed euery veyne in swich lycour,
Of which vertu engendred is the flour;
Whan zephirus eek wt his sweete breeth,
Inspired hath in euery holt and heeth;
The tendre croppes, and the yonge sonne,
Hath in the Ram, his half cours yronne;
And smale foweles, maken melodye,
That slepen al the nyght with open iye;
So priketh hem nature, in hir corages,
Thanne longen folk to goon on pilgrymages;
And Palmeres for to seeken straunge strondes,
To ferne halwes, kouthe in sondry londes;
And specially, from euery shyres ende,
Of Engelond to Caunterbury they wende;
The holy blisful martir for to seke,
That hem hath holpen whan þt they weere seeke.

:D:D:D:D

[aposhark]

I actually HATE the fact that we are all starting to use the word 'butt!'

As an English teacher I do not like 'Americanisms' entering our language. Just my opinion!

Al.:)

P.S. I like EVERYTHING about Hanna!

Well said Al.

My wife uses the word "bottom" and she is very happy as she is learning English to learn English English as opposed to American English. :xxgrinning--00xx3:

[aposhark]

We can't use A:censored:E it's banned on here :Erm:

Besides, Filipina's are taught American English!

But they want to or are living in the British Isles in our forum.

[aposhark]

You mean proper english like this:

Whan that Aueryłł wt his shoures soote,
The droghte of Marcħ, hath perced to the roote;
And bathed euery veyne in swich lycour,
Of which vertu engendred is the flour;
Whan zephirus eek wt his sweete breeth,
Inspired hath in euery holt and heeth;
The tendre croppes, and the yonge sonne,
Hath in the Ram, his half cours yronne;
And smale foweles, maken melodye,
That slepen al the nyght with open iye;
So priketh hem nature, in hir corages,
Thanne longen folk to goon on pilgrymages;
And Palmeres for to seeken straunge strondes,
To ferne halwes, kouthe in sondry londes;
And specially, from euery shyres ende,
Of Engelond to Caunterbury they wende;
The holy blisful martir for to seke,
That hem hath holpen whan þt they weere seeke.

:D:D:D:D

Chaucer had a way with words :cwm24:

[trader dave]

I actually HATE the fact that we are all starting to use the word 'butt!'

As an English teacher I do not like 'Americanisms' entering our language. Just my opinion!

Al.:)

P.S. I like EVERYTHING about Hanna!


i totaly agree they should be banned on this ENGLISH FORUM :D americanisms i mean, they should be taught proper english and the slang versions [what u think me ol cock]:icon_lol::icon_lol::cwm24:

even MRS T tells me her friends say to her [how you understand your husband he talks so much slang ] the thing is thats what they are going to hear when they do come to the uk :icon_lol:

we dont all talk with a plumb in our mouths, or speak the queens english :doh

[aposhark]

i totaly agree they should be banned on this ENGLISH FORUM :D americanisms i mean, they should be taught proper english and the slang versions [what u think me ol cock]:icon_lol::icon_lol::cwm24:

even MRS T tells me her friends say to her [how you understand your husband he talks so much slang ] the thing is thats what they are going to hear when they do come to the uk :icon_lol:

we dont all talk with a plumb in our mouths, or speak the queens english :doh

IMO though, it is wonderful to hear English spoken correctly.
I get great pleasure listening to the very funny Henry Blofeld commentating on the cricket. He makes me chuckle and smile so much.

and from Wiki:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Blofeld

Blofeld's cricket commentary is celebrated for his plummy voice and his idiosyncratic mention of superfluous details, including cranes, pigeons, buses, aeroplanes and helicopters that happen to be passing by.[5] He is also known to talk about the food on offer, in particular cakes, for extended periods of time after the tea and lunch breaks with occasional interruptions of the situation on the field. He also uses the phrase "my dear old thing", or variants thereof, to address fellow commentators and guests.

He frequently makes errors, for example failing to identify players correctly (one example was calling the England spinner Monty Panesar "Monty Python", and paceman Ryan Sidebottom "Ryan Stringfellow"), and is quite often lost for words in the more exciting passages of play. This doesn't detract from the love that many loyal listeners to Test Match Special the world over have for him, demonstrated in the Test against Pakistan at Headingley in 1996 when a flat overlooking the ground was draped with a huge banner proclaiming "Henry Blofeld is God" [6].

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c23/aposhark/HenryBlofeld0150.jpg

[trader dave]

IMO though, it is wonderful to hear English spoken correctly.
I get great pleasure listening to the very funny Henry Blofeld commentating on the cricket. He makes me chuckle and smile so much.

and from Wiki:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Blofeld

Blofeld's cricket commentary is celebrated for his plummy voice and his idiosyncratic mention of superfluous details, including cranes, pigeons, buses, aeroplanes and helicopters that happen to be passing by.[5] He is also known to talk about the food on offer, in particular cakes, for extended periods of time after the tea and lunch breaks with occasional interruptions of the situation on the field. He also uses the phrase "my dear old thing", or variants thereof, to address fellow commentators and guests.

He frequently makes errors, for example failing to identify players correctly (one example was calling the England spinner Monty Panesar "Monty Python", and paceman Ryan Sidebottom "Ryan Stringfellow"), and is quite often lost for words in the more exciting passages of play. This doesn't detract from the love that many loyal listeners to Test Match Special the world over have for him, demonstrated in the Test against Pakistan at Headingley in 1996 when a flat overlooking the ground was draped with a huge banner proclaiming "Henry Blofeld is God" [6].


yes he is very good

it is hard enough for the girls to go from american/english to the actual language and the different variations cockney ,geordie ,brummy ,scouse ,many many then welsh,scots ,irish :doh:doh

i am lucky mrs T'S understanding of english is very very good and she even understands me :icon_lol: which is not easy sometimes:doh

MRS T gets many comments of ooo your english is very good do you work in an office ,shop air hostess ??? where was you educated :icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol: now thats not bad for someone [and i know she will not mind me saying this ] was not educated or at least did not have much of an education poor no money no family to pay :rolleyes:

and to be quite honest that was one of the reasons that i was attracted to her :D:Hellooo: after the initial physical attraction:cwm24::Cuckoo:

[KeithD]

But they want to or are living in the British Isles in our forum.
:Erm: I should be rich if I've sold shares :REGamblMoney01HL1: :D

[Alan]

Thank you for your kind comments chaps. (Notice I didn't say 'guys')
As I (think) I always say, my opinion is just that - mine! I, in no way mean to insult American English at all - it's just that I have a pride in my language - British English!

Yes Keith, Filipinos DO speak American English - the amazing thing is that, at school, many of the Filipino teachers say to me, "Teacher Alan, I wish I could speak English the way you do, and with your accent."

Apo - I am 100% with you. 'Blowers' is a commentating 'legend' as, of course, was the dear departed 'Jonners.'

Al.:)

P.S. Changing sport - OLDHAM WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KeithD]

"Teacher Alan, I wish I could speak English the way you do, and with your accent."
:Erm: Like a puff!!! :icon_lol:

[IainBusby]

:Erm: Like a puff!!! :icon_lol:

That's pronounced "puff" but the actual spelling is poof. :xxgrinning--00xx3:

[KeithD]

That's pronounced "puff" but the actual spelling is poof. :xxgrinning--00xx3:
I was talking about a pastry :Erm:

[vbkelly]

Honest to goodness, I don't know why that man feeds women's butts:D

It looks like crisp:icon_lol: It must be itchy butt then:omg::action-smiley-081:

hehe smokey turd flavor thou