Keeping her happy 1

[GaryFifer]

It's not difficult to make a woman happy.

A man only needs to be:

1. a friend :wiggle:
2. a companion :cwm38:
3. a lover :luv4: :love: :love18:
4. a brother :Erm:
5. a father :beatnik2:
6. a master :xxaction-smiley-047
7. a chef :spam1:
8. an electrician :Vader:
9. a carpenter :Hammer:
10. a plumber :piss2: :action-smiley-082:
11. a mechanic :action-smiley-060:
12. a decorator :Blacklistthatsucks:
13. a stylist :gp: :NEW5:
14. a sexologist :Bouncy:
15. a gynecologist :idea: :xxcheeky-smiley-013:xxcheeky-smiley-013
16. a psychologist :iagree:
17. a pest exterminator :NEW4:
18. a psychiatrist :iagree:
19. a healer :xxmixed-smiley-017: :gost:
20. a good listener :ReadIt: :Erm: :Brick:
21. an organizer :ARsurrender:
22. a good father :football3: :icon_win::joke:
23. very clean :action-smiley-082:
24. sympathetic :Bolt::Erm: :ARsurrender:
25. athletic :xxsmilie_fussball: :222:
26. warm :devil-smiley-029::action-smiley-075:
27. attentive:confused:

[GaryFifer]

28. gallant :kngt:
29. intelligent :smileybigtmouth:
30. funny:icon_lol: :laugher: :smileybigtmouth:
31. creative:idea:
32. tender :luv4:
33. strong :sport-smiley-003:
34. understanding :furious3: :Brick: :Erm:
35. tolerant :xxsport-smiley-002:
36. prudent :cwm34:
37. ambitious :icon_win:
38. capable :action-smiley-082:
39. courageous :omg: :Bolt:
40. determined :transam-front-ramai
41. true :4: :smileybigtmouth:
42. dependable :blacklistlazy:
43. passionate :9: :erotic4: :Sex:
44. compassionate :xxmixed-smiley-017: :yikes:
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly :xxsmilie_auslachen:
46. love shopping :8_1_215:
47. be honest :luv4::rolleyes:
48. be very rich :REGamblMoney01HL1:
49. not stress her out :23_111_9[1]:
50. not look at other girls :icon_eek: :action-smiley-060:


AND AT THE SAME TIME,
YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself :bigcry:
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself :bigcry:
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes :bigcry:

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:

birthdays :birthday:
anniversaries :doh :peepwall: :xxparty-smiley-050:
arrangements she makes :doh :peepwall: :xxparty-smiley-050:



After all that to take into consideration. What makes a man happy?

1. Show up naked (whipped cream a nice extra) :erotic4: :23_116_6[1]:

2. Bring alcohol :xxgrinning--00xx3: :party-smiley-012: :40__s:

[pumpkins]

54 vs 2 :Cuckoo:

:erotic4: makes my husband happy:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

[abby]

owwwwwsss

[Northerner]

:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::xxgrinning--00xx3:

[triple5]

Impressive use of smilies :D

[Sophie]

SEE? WOMEN ARE NOT ASKING TOO MUCH, WHY CAN'T MEN DO THOSE SMALL STUFF TO MAKE US HAPPY????:Erm::Erm::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

[Pepe n Pilar]

Very impressive Gary&Jessica!.:xxgrinning--00xx3:
You were able to use up all the icons.

Nice one!:xxgrinning--00xx3::)

[JimOttley]

That is a good list Gary :D

[Arthur Little]

SEE? WOMEN ARE NOT ASKING TOO MUCH, WHY CAN'T MEN DO THOSE SMALL STUFF TO MAKE US HAPPY????:Erm::Erm::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

Touche', Sophie! :lol2:

[Arthur Little]

Very well-thought-out, Gary! ... :Erm: ... how are your fingers after all that meticulous keyboard-tapping? ... fairly stiff, I imagine.