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Arthur Little
29th September 2009, 16:34
An Aberdeenshire farmer developed a regular daily habit of [apparently] surveying :cwm25: the landscape adjacent to his remote steading. At least that's how it APPEARED to his closest neighbour - an office worker - who, being the only other user of the narrow country lane serving as an access road, drove past each morning and early evening at a sedate 10-15 mph on his way to and from work. And so, the driver could scarcely fail to notice the farmer standing there staring, motionlessly, at the distant horizon.

Driving home one summer's evening, the office worker, aroused by a sense of natural curiosity, steered his car slowly onto the grass verge at the roadside and drew to a halt. Alighting from the vehicle, he climbed over the wire fence bordering the field where the farmer stood.


Greeting the farmer as he approached, :Hellooo: the young man explained the reason he'd come across to join him. "I'd just been wondering why you always seemed to be standing here in the same place every time I happened to be passing", he said. "Och", replied the farmer, "Ah'm hopin' tae qualify fur the Nobel Prize". "The Nobel Prize?" :cwm24: the young man responded, a puzzled expression on his face. "Aye!", the farmer exclaimed, "Ah heard they wur gaen tae be awardin' the Nobel Prize tae them that're 'out/standing' in their field" ... :omg:

Amaw2008
29th September 2009, 17:39
:NoNo:That wisnae the best joke ah've ever herd (haha)

triple5
29th September 2009, 20:08
:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol: very good very good

RuBiX
29th September 2009, 23:14
I might as well stand on the field;)hahaha.....I can't wait for my Nobel Prize;)..
nice one Arthur Little;)

Arthur Little
30th September 2009, 00:34
:NoNo:That wisnae the best joke ah've ever herd (haha)

Ach mun, ye're avatar's fair makin' me dizzy ... wi' a' tha' birlin' :cwm12: roon 'n' roon in circles like some "dementit dug"!

Arthur Little
30th September 2009, 00:36
:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol: very good very good


I might as well stand on the field;)hahaha.....I can't wait for my Nobel Prize;)..
nice one Arthur Little;)

Thanks, gents!! :xxgrinning--00xx3: :xxgrinning--00xx3:

Amaw2008
30th September 2009, 16:59
After several years without success, the same Aberdeenshire farmer buys a few acres of land in Switzerland. A neighbour called Franz comes round one day and asks "Vy haf your cows not got bells on ze necks like everyone elses?" "Because I'm still trying to win the no-bell prize."

Amaw2008
30th September 2009, 17:01
I'm ducking to avoid the rotten fruit after that one!

Amaw2008
26th January 2010, 21:20
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Doc Alan
26th January 2010, 22:34
You've certainly nobbled a few members with that joke Arthur ! Must admit it was a fillip_in this section !

Arthur Little
26th January 2010, 23:52
You've certainly nobbled a few members with that joke Arthur ! Must admit it was a fillip_in this section !

Aye ... you must've been "flipping" back through the forum's archives to discover THAT one, Alan! :)

Doc Alan
27th January 2010, 17:59
Aye ... you must've been "flipping" back through the forum's archives to discover THAT one, Alan! :)

Really I made it up myself Arthur! :)But to suggest I discovered it in the archives was a NOBLE thought :)