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kate_leila18
2nd October 2009, 12:56
maybe everybody will have an interest to react on this...i just read the article in yahoo yesterday..what's your opinion about this..its a poll which sampled women in 20 countries on their ability in bedroom and their reasons for their answers...most parts in UK is in the worst side but surprisingly, irish is in the top5 of the best..IRELAND is part of UK right? anyway, i just needed to copy and paste this for us to see...any comments:Erm:, reactions:cwm34::cwm34: and violent reactions..:CompBuster:
Below, the list of the world's 10 best and 10 worst lovers, according to the international poll:

World's Worst Lovers: World's Best Lovers:
1. Germany (too smelly):NoNo: 1. Spain
2. England (too lazy):ARsurrender: 2. Brazil
3. Sweden (too quick):bigcry: 3. Italy
4. Holland (too dominating):angry: 4. France
5. America (too rough):Help1: 5. Ireland:xxgrinning--00xx3:
6. Greece (too lovey-dovey):Cuckoo: 6. South Africa
7. Wales (too selfish):doh 7. Australia
8. Scotland (too loud):D 8. New Zealand
9. Turkey (too sweaty):cwm3: 9. Denmark
10. Russia (too hairy):omg: 10. Canada

honestly speaking, dont know how to react on this because i never had any premarital affairs...so i will leave this post on you guys...defend your fellow countrymen...:)

Tawi2
2nd October 2009, 13:12
Pinoys dont get a mention :Erm:

triple5
2nd October 2009, 13:23
1. Germany
2. England

Don't tell me England lost on penalties again :icon_lol: We can't even beat Germany at being the worst lovers.

Surprislingly, no Asian countries in either list

pumpkins
2nd October 2009, 13:29
pinay should be in the top 1 of best lover :xxgrinning--00xx3:

gWaPito
2nd October 2009, 13:45
Pinoys dont get a mention :Erm:

putoy so I'm told with a smile, not sure what that means.:D

GaryFifer
2nd October 2009, 13:46
Excellent first post. This is fun.:xxgrinning--00xx3:

Do me a favour. Think of a country, and use 2 adjectives, nouns to describe it.Majority of people think similar from their upbringing and world views. Of course we know it is not true, and people judge from not knowing. People being generalized based on limited and inaccurate information by sources as television, cartoons or even comic books.

I notice the further east you go from Britain,the more people start to loose their ideas. Well known country always have a reputation and a stereotype .If you use a country unknown people scratch their heads on what to say about it. e.g TONGA:Erm:
Ah the middle east- those people who wear towels on their heads and shoot into the air with guns alot?

Educate yourself by speaking to the people and making up your OWN mind. This is only for arguments sake to prove people do judge.


French (smelly and rude )
Americans (fat and lazy) Always people say the same :)
English (not British)- Friendly and gregarious
Germans (Orderly and efficient)
Switzerland - Friendly; but aloof and exclusive
Scotland (drunk and mean) Scottish stereotypes aren't even Scottish (http://socyberty.com/society/scottish-stereotypes-that-arent-even-scottish/)
Ireland (Singing&dancing potato eaters)
Wales (sheep loving, beer swilling, singers)
The rest you can do yourself. Have fun.

Source- just type a country and the word STEREOTYPE in google

GaryFifer
2nd October 2009, 14:11
putoy so I'm told with a smile, not sure what that means.:D

well do you agree with this guy? http://www.georgehernandez.com/h/xzMisc/Philippines/Stereotypes.asp

Tawi2
2nd October 2009, 14:16
Putoy or pitoy means penis the same as otin :Erm: I was actually in the Philippines when Pinoy FHM ran an article on how statistically pinoys have the worlds smallest penis size :cwm24:

purple peach
2nd October 2009, 15:01
most parts in UK is in the worst side but surprisingly, irish is in the top5 of the best..IRELAND is part of UK right?

Ireland is a REPUBLIC we are NOT part of the UK....just letting you know :)

gWaPito
2nd October 2009, 15:04
well do you agree with this guy? http://www.georgehernandez.com/h/xzMisc/Philippines/Stereotypes.asp

this is not my opinion!!!.....this is what I've been told :yikes:

kate_leila18
2nd October 2009, 15:47
Ireland is a REPUBLIC we are NOT part of the UK....just letting you know :)
i really don't know..that's why i needed to put a question mark.now i know...thanks for the info..(",)

Ayjay
2nd October 2009, 16:08
pinay should be in the top 1 of best lover :xxgrinning--00xx3:

My dear Pumpkin..

Nationality has nothing to do with ones ability in the bedroom, and ones position on the sexual podium.

Its a matter of individual talent, creativity, appreciation of ones partners boundaries, and above all mutual love and respect.

Love and respect elevates the sexual act to a level above and beyond that of just another agreeable bodily function..

George Bernard Shaw, a pretty dry and unemotional wit once suggested that;
there was "nothing so overrated as sex, or as underrated as a good bowel movement".

Pretty much describes loveless sex..

AJ

GaryFifer
2nd October 2009, 20:13
My dear Pumpkin..

Nationality has nothing to do with ones ability in the bedroom, and ones position on the sexual podium.

Its a matter of individual talent, creativity, appreciation of ones partners boundaries, and above all mutual love and respect.

Love and respect elevates the sexual act to a level above and beyond that of just another agreeable bodily function..

George Bernard Shaw, a pretty dry and unemotional wit once suggested that;
there was "nothing so overrated as sex, or as underrated as a good bowel movement".

Pretty much describes loveless sex..

AJ

Got a good one from Les Dawson "My wife is a sex object. Evertime I ask for sex, she objects."

bornatbirth
2nd October 2009, 20:34
Ireland is a REPUBLIC we are NOT part of the UK....just letting you know :)

but northern ireland is,as well as wales and scotland and england are part of the uk.

there are some who are a bit touchy when they are considered to be run by england?

belfast_dude
2nd October 2009, 20:34
5.irish....:irish::irish::irish::love18::love18::luv13:

bornatbirth
2nd October 2009, 20:39
5.irish....:irish::irish::irish::love18::love18::luv13:

arnt you to drunk to keep it up? :D

GaryFifer
2nd October 2009, 20:43
Better than being too lazy to keep it up. Like Rooney

belfast_dude
2nd October 2009, 20:46
arnt you to drunk to keep it up? :D

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...i am awake now..lol..hiccup...lol

Sophie
2nd October 2009, 22:16
Got a good one from Les Dawson "My wife is a sex object. Evertime I ask for sex, she objects."

Good one gary :xxgrinning--00xx3::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

kate_leila18
3rd October 2009, 02:18
well do you agree with this guy? http://www.georgehernandez.com/h/xzMisc/Philippines/Stereotypes.asp
in some point yes..but not all...some are just co-incidence and some are based from his experiences...but i think its also informative because of the data and statistics to prove his points...

pumpkins
3rd October 2009, 02:21
My dear Pumpkin..

Nationality has nothing to do with ones ability in the bedroom, and ones position on the sexual podium.

Its a matter of individual talent, creativity, appreciation of ones partners boundaries, and above all mutual love and respect.

Love and respect elevates the sexual act to a level above and beyond that of just another agreeable bodily function..

George Bernard Shaw, a pretty dry and unemotional wit once suggested that;
there was "nothing so overrated as sex, or as underrated as a good bowel movement".

Pretty much describes loveless sex..

AJ

hi AJ

yes it really depends on individual
for me, its great sex when you make love with your love one because there is a passion , emotion of love and trust that you really can relax and let go :luv4:

pennybarry
3rd October 2009, 07:33
2. England (too lazy)
honestly speaking, dont know how to react on this because i never had any premarital affairs...so i will leave this post on you guys...defend your fellow countrymen...:)

Lazy in what category? :omg:
in making money?
in bed?

kate_leila18
3rd October 2009, 08:19
Lazy in what category? :omg:
in making money?
in bed?
the 2nd one...in bed i think..

aromulus
3rd October 2009, 08:29
It is all matter of friction....:omg:

Ana_may365
3rd October 2009, 08:55
the 2nd one...in bed i think..

aye!i second the motion,in BED:D:D:D:bigcry::bigcry::bigcry:

somebody
3rd October 2009, 12:28
so im a lazy loud 5th greatest lover

Ayjay
3rd October 2009, 14:05
but northern ireland is,as well as wales and scotland and england are part of the uk.

there are some who are a bit touchy when they are considered to be run by england?

Quite so.. England's dominion over Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland is based upon conquest and the subjugation of the resident populations.

Even though this occurred hundreds of years ago, as BAB indicates this is still a sensitive subject..

AJ

gWaPito
3rd October 2009, 15:36
My dear Pumpkin..

Nationality has nothing to do with ones ability in the bedroom, and ones position on the sexual podium.

Its a matter of individual talent, creativity, appreciation of ones partners boundaries, and above all mutual love and respect.

Love and respect elevates the sexual act to a level above and beyond that of just another agreeable bodily function..

George Bernard Shaw, a pretty dry and unemotional wit once suggested that;
there was "nothing so overrated as sex, or as underrated as a good bowel movement".

Pretty much describes loveless sex..

AJ

George Bernard Shaw was as queer as a four penny bit hence, the good bowel movement :D

James Hubbard
3rd October 2009, 15:37
you mean it leaves more room for ... ?

nigel
3rd October 2009, 21:35
Can I tell my crass joke about the Greekman, the Italianman, and the Englishman, bragging that they are great lovers? :rolleyes:

**WARNING, IT'S OLD! AND IT'S CRASS!**

bornatbirth
3rd October 2009, 21:39
Can I tell my crass joke about the Greekman, the Italianman, and the Englishman, bragging that they are great lovers? :rolleyes:

**WARNING, IT'S OLD! AND IT'S CRASS!**

go on :D

but if it contains any comments about blondes forget it :D

nigel
3rd October 2009, 21:41
go on :D

but if it contains any comments about blondes forget it :D
Hahahaha:icon_lol:

It has a sexual crassness, so I'm a bit nervous about telling it..:cwm25::cwm25:

bornatbirth
3rd October 2009, 21:45
Hahahaha:icon_lol:

It has a sexual crassness, so I'm a bit nervous about telling it..:cwm25::cwm25:

why?

if your worried about it not being funny :Erm: most of us are expecting that :D

Queenbee
3rd October 2009, 21:52
excellent first post. This is fun.:xxgrinning--00xx3:

Do me a favour. Think of a country, and use 2 adjectives, nouns to describe it.majority of people think similar from their upbringing and world views. Of course we know it is not true, and people judge from not knowing. People being generalized based on limited and inaccurate information by sources as television, cartoons or even comic books.

I notice the further east you go from britain,the more people start to loose their ideas. Well known country always have a reputation and a stereotype .if you use a country unknown people scratch their heads on what to say about it. E.g tonga:erm:
Ah the middle east- those people who wear towels on their heads and shoot into the air with guns alot?

Educate yourself by speaking to the people and making up your own mind. This is only for arguments sake to prove people do judge.


French (smelly and rude )
americans (fat and lazy) always people say the same :)
english (not british)- friendly and gregarious
germans (orderly and efficient)
switzerland - friendly; but aloof and exclusive
scotland (drunk and mean) scottish stereotypes aren't even scottish (http://socyberty.com/society/scottish-stereotypes-that-arent-even-scottish/)
ireland (singing&dancing potato eaters)
wales (sheep loving, beer swilling, singers)
the rest you can do yourself. Have fun.

Source- just type a country and the word stereotype in google

this is fun!real true,,,i mean for me...:d

Queenbee
3rd October 2009, 22:14
Putoy or pitoy means penis the same as otin :Erm: I was actually in the Philippines when Pinoy FHM ran an article on how statistically pinoys have the worlds smallest penis size :cwm24:

THATS UNFAIR,HEHE:BouncyHappy:,,,JAPANESE N CHINESE I THINK HAS THE SMALLEST ONE

kate_leila18
3rd October 2009, 23:08
Excellent first post. This is fun.:xxgrinning--00xx3:

Do me a favour. Think of a country, and use 2 adjectives, nouns to describe it.Majority of people think similar from their upbringing and world views. Of course we know it is not true, and people judge from not knowing. People being generalized based on limited and inaccurate information by sources as television, cartoons or even comic books.

I notice the further east you go from Britain,the more people start to loose their ideas. Well known country always have a reputation and a stereotype .If you use a country unknown people scratch their heads on what to say about it. e.g TONGA:Erm:
Ah the middle east- those people who wear towels on their heads and shoot into the air with guns alot?

Educate yourself by speaking to the people and making up your OWN mind. This is only for arguments sake to prove people do judge.


French (smelly and rude )
Americans (fat and lazy) Always people say the same :)
English (not British)- Friendly and gregarious
Germans (Orderly and efficient)
Switzerland - Friendly; but aloof and exclusive
Scotland (drunk and mean) Scottish stereotypes aren't even Scottish (http://socyberty.com/society/scottish-stereotypes-that-arent-even-scottish/)
Ireland (Singing&dancing potato eaters)
Wales (sheep loving, beer swilling, singers)
The rest you can do yourself. Have fun.

Source- just type a country and the word STEREOTYPE in google
that will be fun! i have some but will try to add more unknown countries...thanks for the suggestion(",)

badrock
4th October 2009, 12:48
speaking as a welsh guy I can only say they must have interviewed the wrong women. Here the sheep always walk round with a contented look...so we must be doing something right

badrock
4th October 2009, 12:49
I try my best but have you seen the state of Welsh women.We don,t need water buffalo here as we just strap a harness to the women.

Queenbee
4th October 2009, 12:51
speaking as a welsh guy I can only say they must have interviewed the wrong women. Here the sheep always walk round with a contented look...so we must be doing something right

IM REA PROUD TO HAVE A wELSH GUY!!!HE'S JUST AMAZING IN SO MANY wAYS!:D

aromulus
4th October 2009, 12:52
IM REA PROUD TO HAVE A wELSH GUY!!!HE'S JUST AMAZING IN SO MANY wAYS!:D

Does he wear wellies...???

From where in Wales...??

Queenbee
4th October 2009, 13:11
Does he wear wellies...???

From where in Wales...??

HE CURRENTLY LIVES NEAR LONDON SINCE HE'S wORKING THERE...

HE GREw UP IN wALES..I THINK IN THE BIG CITY CARDIFF

badrock
4th October 2009, 14:19
wrexham here. where the men are men and the sheep are worried

aromulus
4th October 2009, 17:31
wrexham here. where the men are men and the sheep are worried

Cool, must have a chat and a coffee at Cafe Nero sometime...:xxgrinning--00xx3:

walesrob
4th October 2009, 18:00
I try my best but have you seen the state of Welsh women.

The word minging comes to mind :xxgrinning--00xx3:

James Hubbard
4th October 2009, 18:33
HE CURRENTLY LIVES NEAR LONDON SINCE HE'S wORKING THERE...

HE GREw UP IN wALES..I THINK IN THE BIG CITY CARDIFF

I had a comment about sheep's clothing that was soaked in irony and would be really funny, but I shall edit myself :ARsurrender::censored::ARsurrender: