My wife is blonde...

[nigel]

A man has to go to hospital because he has a stick deodorant stuck up his :action-smiley-081:

They ask "What on earth happened?":yikes:

He says "My wife is blonde, and it had 'to use, push up bottom' written on it.." :NoNo:

:doh

[nigel]

One day a Blonde walked into the doctors office with 2 red ears.
The doctor asked what happened. She said "I was ironing and the
phone rang and I picked up the iron by mistake. "What happened
to the other ear?" the doctor asked, she said "They called back.":cwm34:

[nigel]

How does a blonde spell 'farm'?

E-I-E-I-O.:doh

[nigel]

A blonde walks into a hotel reception...she is shocked by a notice on the wall, and says to the receptionist "That's strange! It says 'Be In Bed Before I am'.....Why should I be in bed before you are!?":cwm23:

Receptionist says "Excuse me madam, it says 'Be In Bed Before 1 .a.m." (one a.m.):cwm34:

[jimeve]

I find your comments really offensive, if you exchanged the blonde for filipina would it be allowed, i dont think so.... I suggest you get some serious therapy :furious3::furious3::furious3::furious3::furious3:

only jokes, chill out.

[GaryFifer]

Mike are you blonde?

[bornatbirth]

I find your comments really offensive, if you exchanged the blonde for filipina would it be allowed, i dont think so.... I suggest you get some serious therapy :furious3::furious3::furious3::furious3::furious3:

:Erm: :icon_lol:

[aromulus]

I find your comments really offensive, if you exchanged the blonde for filipina would it be allowed, i dont think so.... I suggest you get some serious therapy :furious3::furious3::furious3::furious3::furious3:

For crying out loud....!!!:doh

Lighten up, will yah....???

It is called humour.:omg:

Well.... Nigel's kind of......:Rasp::bigcry:

[kenny]

so funny:icon_lol: and the jokes:Cuckoo:

[lavander]

I find your comments really offensive, if you exchanged the blonde for filipina would it be allowed, i dont think so.... I suggest you get some serious therapy :furious3::furious3::furious3::furious3::furious3:

Chill out MIkemallorca! :D :doh

Pls. read again..you are on 'Humour' section...


..unless u dont know the meaning! hahaha...Peace! :ARsurrender:

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Cheers!.