Don't mess with a filipino...

[RuBiX]

In a New York sidewalk, a Filipino is enjoying a hearty breakfast: coffee, croissants, toast, butter, jam, etc. when an American, chewing gum, sits next to him and starts an unwanted conversation.

American: You Filipinos eat the whole bread?

Filipino: Of course!

American: (Blowing bubbles with his gum) We don't. In the States we only eat what's inside. The crust we collect in a container, recycle, rebake them into croissants and sell them to the Philippines.

American: Do ya eat jam with bread?

Filipino: Of course!

American: (Chuckling and crackling his gum between his teeth) We don't. In the States, we eat fruit at breakfast, put all the peels, seeds and leftovers into containers, recycle them into jam and sell it to the Philippines.

Filipino: Do you have sex in America?

American: Of course, we do!

Filipino : What do you do with the condoms?

American: We throw them, of course!

Filipino : We don't. In the Philippines, we put them into
containers, recycle them, melt them down into chewing
gums and sell it to America.


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[bornatbirth]

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[kimmi]

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[alicat]

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[walesrob]

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[jaishann]

In a New York sidewalk, a Filipino is enjoying a hearty breakfast: coffee, croissants, toast, butter, jam, etc. when an American, chewing gum, sits next to him and starts an unwanted conversation.

American: You Filipinos eat the whole bread?

Filipino: Of course!

American: (Blowing bubbles with his gum) We don't. In the States we only eat what's inside. The crust we collect in a container, recycle, rebake them into croissants and sell them to the Philippines.

American: Do ya eat jam with bread?

Filipino: Of course!

American: (Chuckling and crackling his gum between his teeth) We don't. In the States, we eat fruit at breakfast, put all the peels, seeds and leftovers into containers, recycle them into jam and sell it to the Philippines.

Filipino: Do you have sex in America?

American: Of course, we do!

Filipino : What do you do with the condoms?

American: We throw them, of course!

Filipino : We don't. In the Philippines, we put them into
containers, recycle them, melt them down into chewing
gums and sell it to America.


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[LadyJ]

aw! very funny joke... love it:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

[liane]

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[miss.piggy]

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[jimeve]

Brilliant:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::xxgrinning--00xx3:

[Florge]

eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww..... LOL

[MarBell379]

MAde us both laugh!!

Very good :)

[lenboy]

In a New York sidewalk, a Filipino is enjoying a hearty breakfast: coffee, croissants, toast, butter, jam, etc. when an American, chewing gum, sits next to him and starts an unwanted conversation.

American: You Filipinos eat the whole bread?

Filipino: Of course!

American: (Blowing bubbles with his gum) We don't. In the States we only eat what's inside. The crust we collect in a container, recycle, rebake them into croissants and sell them to the Philippines.

American: Do ya eat jam with bread?

Filipino: Of course!

American: (Chuckling and crackling his gum between his teeth) We don't. In the States, we eat fruit at breakfast, put all the peels, seeds and leftovers into containers, recycle them into jam and sell it to the Philippines.

Filipino: Do you have sex in America?

American: Of course, we do!

Filipino : What do you do with the condoms?

American: We throw them, of course!

Filipino : We don't. In the Philippines, we put them into
containers, recycle them, melt them down into chewing
gums and sell it to America.


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Yer that was really good !! very funnt !! thanks for that !!!

[aromulus]

:icon_lol::icon_lol:

A real joke at long last....:xxgrinning--00xx3:

Worth waiting for...

[fred]

Filipino : We don't. In the Philippines, we put them into
containers, recycle them, melt them down into chewing
gums and sell it to America.

American:
How long would it take the whole Filipino nation to fill a container with used condoms?
We hear that even your top tourist attraction has not seen one in the the last 16 years!!

Filipino: You mean Smokey mountain?

American chews on gum with glee.