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KeithD
18th November 2009, 10:16
Great mother..... who's looking after the kids? :doh

aromulus
18th November 2009, 10:18
Great mother..... who's looking after the kids? :doh

A real role model....:doh

As far as I know, Peter has got them for a while. I suppose they will be safer with him.

KeithD
18th November 2009, 10:25
A real role model....:doh

As far as I know, Peter has got them for a while. I suppose they will be safer with him.
His milk doesn't taste of silicone :cwm24:

September
18th November 2009, 14:56
She is so damn famous here, I never missed the night since she arrived in jungle, do you like her " beauty" is she pretty? all her "spare parts" is retoke (what is retoke in english?) fix by the doctor, I dont know now if I am a fan of her now...:bigcry:
Shes in tabloid newspaper everyday :cwm12:

triple5
18th November 2009, 15:15
Great mother..... who's looking after the kids?

One of the dads at a guess.

Northerner
18th November 2009, 15:25
Hmm.. If you ask President Obama about the crisis with Jordan, I guess he would talk about the middle east and stuff... Ask Gordon Brown and he would say the Peter and Jordan split was very sad....

We really should not care for these people!

kimmi
19th November 2009, 18:20
Great mother..... who's looking after the kids? :doh

is it Michael Jordan?:Erm::doh:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

South-east boy
19th November 2009, 20:21
I really can't see what the media or people see in her to be honest. :Erm: She doesn't have any class and seems quite a hard & cold person. All she has done is take her clothes off, be photographed going in & out of nightclubs and has somehow made millions! There are far more attractive women out there with more natural bodies and who have class. The way she dresses, her make-up and what she has done to her body make her look cheap/a bimbo! She looked much better before she became more well know and had the plastic surgery - the same as Pamela Anderson really. I also just don't understand why so many women, when they have boob jobs they have to get them overly large and an unnatural shape! -They look like they've been pumped up and are about to expode! :icon_lol: She's only 30 and has had 5 boob jobs already! She's one of these people that is famous for just being famous really and just loves to be in the newspapers even if it's bad news about her!

For those of you that don't know about her, here's an article written about her and 3 pics after it:

"By ALEXANDER LAWRIE

LOVE-SPLIT model Katie Price looks to be going into meltdown after putting on a seedy strip routine for onlookers on holiday.

But she has pulled the same kind of stunt before during troubled times in her life.

Six years ago – before finding a degree of apparent normality with Aussie hubbie Peter Andre – she was best known simply as Jordan and her life was a tabloid car crash.

During one trip to Edinburgh to open a nightclub in 2003 she got drunk and performed a similar sleazy routine, even simulating a sex act with a beer bottle in front of stunned onlookers.

Her sleazy antics that evening mirrors her apparent recent breakdown as she struggles to work her way through her acrimonious marriage split with Andre.

Fondling male contestants

These pictures show the scantily-clad model cavorting with clubbers as she opened a student night at the Mood nightclub in Edinburgh when she declared herself single after splitting from on-off boyfriend Dwight Yorke.

The highlight of the evening was a booze-filled strip by Edinburgh punters desperate to impress the busty celeb.

Jordan spent the night drinking heavily, fondling male strip contestants, dancing provocatively with a naked female stripper and simulating sex games with a glass.

And pictures taken of the mum-of-three this week in Ibiza show Price up to her old tricks as she was seen flashing her knickers and dancing semi-naked on tables during a 12-hour bender.

The former Page 3 girl was seen flirting with ex-boyfriend Matt Peacock before stunning onlookers by hitching up her dress to expose her white bra and thong.

Star-studded wedding

The 31-year-old glamour pin-up is on the island for a calendar photo-shoot and to begin filming her first reality TV show since splitting from Andre.

Price and Andre met while appearing on reality show I’m a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here! in 2004.

The celebrity couple have had two children together, Junior, four, and Princess Tiaamii, one, and were married in a star-studded bash in September 2005.

Price had her first child, Harvey, seven, in 2002 while dating Trinidadian footballer Yorke. "


http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d92/aquablue27/JordanSightingInIbizazetwKeHhE-el.jpg
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d92/aquablue27/PriceasapeacockJve6nG4V0nBl.jpg
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d92/aquablue27/JordanSightingInIbizaWYUkc9bwHwbl.jpg

For some reason a lot of teenagers and young people look up to her/admire and even think she is a role model which I think is a very sad reflection of young people in this country today if that is the type of person that they look up to. :cwm34:

I would be interested to hear what the women on this forum think of her?

bornatbirth
19th November 2009, 20:27
Great mother..... who's looking after the kids? :doh


One of the dads at a guess.

dwight york doesnt see his kid,peter andre looks after them when he can.

i think her mother and the nannies look after them :Erm:

aug06_2006
19th November 2009, 22:24
why is it she was voted straight 2 times to do their task? maybe the viewers doesn't like her cos she is super OA overacting hehehe!!!!!!!!!

triple5
19th November 2009, 23:16
apparently its peter andre's angry fans voting for her.

LadyJ
20th November 2009, 13:12
apparently its peter andre's angry fans voting for her.

I'm not surprise if she gets voted out first!

I used to like her when she and peter were together but not anymore, I just can't believed after their 5 yrs of marriage she found another man just after 1 month (i think) she and peter split up:NoNo:

aromulus
20th November 2009, 13:21
I just can't believed after their 5 yrs of marriage she found another man just after 1 month (i think) she and peter split up:NoNo:

The story goes that she had her horse trainer riding her while still married to Peter......:NoNo:

aphrodite78
20th November 2009, 13:44
apparently its peter andre's angry fans voting for her.

not surprise there. :)

el capitan
20th November 2009, 13:54
I'm suprissed Peter Andre has any fans, thay can't have listened to his records.

September
20th November 2009, 14:22
one of the contestant thier said "she is a minger":yikes:

triple5
20th November 2009, 14:30
Makes me laugh how the Sun newspaper have their broken britain campaigns, then everyday big up Jordan so kids can think she's something to aspire to.

KeithD
20th November 2009, 17:50
I'.....I just can't believed after their 5 yrs of marriage she found another man just after 1 month (i think) she and peter split up:NoNo:
I know, us Brits usually find another within 24hrs, no idea what is wrong with her :rolleyes:

Dedworth
20th November 2009, 19:43
Makes me laugh how the Sun newspaper have their broken britain campaigns, then everyday big up Jordan so kids can think she's something to aspire to.


These type of infantile TV "programmes" just go to show how dumbed down the country has become.

I'd like to see some sort of Celebrity Suicide type show where these Z listers are locked in a house together and left to their own devices after being supplied with vast amounts of drugs, alcohol and various weapons. The two grinning Geordies Ant and Dec instead of fronting it should also be locked in the house.

South-east boy
21st November 2009, 22:35
Is anyone watching the 'I'm a celeb' now? They're just abut to eat some not so nice things!

bornatbirth
21st November 2009, 22:39
yep,shes about to eat some cock and balls :rolleyes::icon_lol:

South-east boy
21st November 2009, 22:45
yep,shes about to eat some cock and balls :rolleyes::icon_lol:

:eek: :vomit-smiley-011: :icon_lol: I think I'd pass on all of 'em! :icon_lol:

Tawi2
21st November 2009, 22:51
One thing no one can take away from her is she is one tough lady,she has bottle aplenty,many men would have baulked at eating that grub,good on her :xxgrinning--00xx3:

aug06_2006
21st November 2009, 23:17
yummmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy heheheheh!

adam&chryss
21st November 2009, 23:21
Katie again!

I don't like Joe, I find him thick and a 'know it all person'. :NoNo:

bornatbirth
21st November 2009, 23:39
Katie again!

I don't like Joe, I find him thick and a 'know it all person'. :NoNo:

hes old,my dad sounds the same :D

nigel
22nd November 2009, 00:55
Cheap food! That's Asda price...

Cr*p toy fire engines! That's fisher price..

Overpaid bimbo in the jungle! That's Katie Price! :yikes:

(I would like to add that this is just a silly joke, and I do not wish to participate in the "Bash Katie price" thing that's going on right now..)

:)

somebody
22nd November 2009, 12:53
One thing no one can take away from her is she is one tough lady,she has bottle aplenty,many men would have baulked at eating that grub,good on her :xxgrinning--00xx3:

Not so sure she is tough just so desperatre for fame she will try anything.

I saw the eating thingy the Wife was crying so much with laughter I went to see what was going on.

Have to say the old lady showed her up she didn't like doing it but she did it as she felt a duty to the other campers i understand so they could eat:Erm:

While plastic girl made excuses about her teeth and what not, it wern't her fault.

The strange thing is one is a role model for lots of young people and the other isn't:rolleyes:

LadyJ
23rd November 2009, 22:02
Oh she quits jungle.:NoNo: http://uk.tv.yahoo.com/blog/article/358517/

bornatbirth
23rd November 2009, 22:29
Oh she quits jungle.:NoNo: http://uk.tv.yahoo.com/blog/article/358517/

£350,000 grand for a weeks work :xxgrinning--00xx3:

and some of us think shes dumb :Erm:

joebloggs
23rd November 2009, 22:58
£350,000 grand for a weeks work :xxgrinning--00xx3:

and some of us think shes dumb :Erm:

dumb :doh, 6 trials, and she's wondering why its her all the time :icon_lol: it would have been her for everyone of them if she stayed :D

for £350,000 i wouldn't have eaten what she ate :icon_lol:

Dedworth
23rd November 2009, 23:12
The papers are going to have to rake up some new tripe to write about, what with the freak twins getting slung off X Factor they're not having a lot of luck

Tawi2
23rd November 2009, 23:16
Those twins were/are seriously scary,gimmee Jordan(please) any day of the week :icon_lol: I would have eaten all that,the lot,not a crumb left,even licked my plate afterwards for £350k :icon_lol:

bornatbirth
23rd November 2009, 23:30
Those twins were/are seriously scary,gimmee Jordan(please) any day of the week :icon_lol: I would have eaten all that,the lot,not a crumb left,even licked my plate afterwards for £350k :icon_lol:

me too!

they just play upto the camera.

Tawi2
23rd November 2009, 23:34
me too!

they just play upto the camera.
Play up to the camera?For £350k I would do the Tango in the nude while juggling frozen lumps of mammoth coprolites and singing Frere Jacques in a high pitched falsetto voice :D

bornatbirth
23rd November 2009, 23:41
what would you do for £3.50 :Erm:

Dedworth
23rd November 2009, 23:41
Those twins were/are seriously scary,gimmee Jordan(please) any day of the week :icon_lol: I would have eaten all that,the lot,not a crumb left,even licked my plate afterwards for £350k :icon_lol:

I live a sheltered life and I've not seen the freak twins on TV only in the papers. Just watched them on You Tube and I've run out of sick bags

Arthur Little
24th November 2009, 01:00
Oh she quits jungle.:NoNo: http://uk.tv.yahoo.com/blog/article/358517/

So I read somewhere else ... too much for her this time round, I guess! :ARsurrender:

KeithD
24th November 2009, 10:02
what would you do for £3.50 :Erm:
That would depend on how badly £3.50 was required :)

September
25th November 2009, 14:49
Boring now, she isnt there anymore:NoNo: we want Jordan back :cwm34: but Bosses (ITV) want the dumped lover to replace her, hmm he is gonna make name :Rasp:

Tawi2
25th November 2009, 14:54
Your right,I only watched it when she was on because of her skimpy swim-suit(I am doing a thesis on newtons law of mammary-gravity)but putting her ex-boyfriend in is scraping the bottom of the barrel :rolleyes:

September
25th November 2009, 14:57
Your right,I only watched it when she was on because of her skimpy swim-suit(I am doing a thesis on newtons law of mammary-gravity)but putting her ex-boyfriend in is scraping the bottom of the barrel :rolleyes:

:icon_lol::xxgrinning--00xx3: she is damn famous here Tawi,:)

Tawi2
25th November 2009, 15:00
:icon_lol::xxgrinning--00xx3: she is damn famous here Tawi,:)
Yeah,theres certainly something about her,she has got one or two points of interest,I just havent figured out what they are yet :Erm:

September
25th November 2009, 15:01
Yeah,theres certainly something about her,she has got one or two points of interest,I just havent figured out what they are yet :Erm:

Oh come on Tawi its the big boobs and .........................:rolleyes:

Tawi2
25th November 2009, 15:04
:cwm24:Boobs?Dear me no :NoNo: I am not that kind of guy:rolleyes:I was thinking more like her candid simplicity and down to earth commonsensical approach to the bushtucker challenges :)

aromulus
25th November 2009, 15:11
:cwm24:Boobs?Dear me no :NoNo: I am not that kind of guy:rolleyes:I was thinking more like her candid simplicity and down to earth commonsensical approach to the bushtucker challenges :)

Yes