Non-PC poem!

[Alan]

Mary Brown kissed me,
It was a dirty trick!
Her lips were wet and sticky,
It almost made me sick!

I told her she was 'Yukky!'
And she went off in a huff,
If THAT'S what kissing girls is like,
I'm going to be a p***f!!

Al.:)

[nigel]

There was a young man from gockit,

he took out his willy to wash it!:icon_tonguew:

His wife said "Jack, you best put it back, or I'll stamp on that :icon_tonguew: and squash it!":D