Canadians

[pennybarry]

Forget Rednecks, Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Canucks.


If someone in a Home Depot store
Offers you assistance and they don't work there,
You may live in Canada.




If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
You may live in Canada .




If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation
With someone who dialled a wrong number,
You may live in Canada .




If 'Vacation' means going anywhere
South of Detroit for the weekend,
You may live in Canada .




If you measure distance in hours,
You may live in Canada .




If you know several people
Who have hit a deer more than once,
You may live in Canada .




If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C'
In the same day and back again,
You may live in Canada .




If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow
During a raging blizzard without flinching,
You may live in Canada .




If you install security lights on your house and garage,
But leave both unlocked,
You may live in Canada .




If you carry jumper cables in your car
And your wife knows how to use them,
You may live in Canada .




If you design your kid's Halloween costume
To fit over a snowsuit,
You may live in Canada .




If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km --
You're going 90 and everybody is passing you,
You may live in Canada .




If driving is better in the winter
Because the potholes are filled with snow,
You may live in Canada .




If you know all 4 seasons:
Almost winter, winter, still winter,
And road construction,
You may live in Canada .




If you have more miles
On your snow blower than your car,
You may live in Canada .




If you find 2 degrees 'a little chilly',
You may live in Canada .