joke time for Cebuanos

[manny]

conductor: sibog² gamay kay molarga nata, kanang imong anak noy..sabaka nalang na.
Amahan: Nabuang na! nisakay gani mi kay nagdali, sa BAKA na hinoon nimo pasakayon. :icon_lol:

CORRECT PRONOUNCIATION
ANAK: Tay, paliti ko bi ug Jucyfruwet
TATAY: anak, dili magbinulok, dili man na jucyfruwet
ANAK: unsa man diay na tay??
TATAY: BAGOLBAM... :D

[francesca]

im tagalog speaking, but I get the gist. I translate if I still can know my cebuano) hihi:

jeepney conductor (one collecting fares):move a bit so that we can start moving... Your child,mr,maybe you can carry?(sabaka)
mister: You're crazy! We took a jeepney because we are in a hurry, now you want us to take a cow?(baka)

child: Father, please give me a juicyfruit (gum)
father: child, dont be a fool, its not a juicyfruit (gum)
child: what is it then, father?
Father: Bagolbam (bubblegum)
am i correct manny?

Corny, but it did humour me, hehehe!
besides refreshed cebuano.