Perverted Joke

[Northerner]

Little Johnny walks into his parents bedroom to find his Dad having sex with his Mum. His Dad smirks and throws a pillow at the door saying, "Get outta here, you little rascal!"

A couple of hours later Dad hears a whole lot of commotion coming from little Johnny's bedroom. He goes up to find little Johnny giving his Grandma a right royal seeing to.

Dad stands there in terror at what he is seeing.

Little Johnny turns round and smiles, "It's not so funny when it's YOUR mum, is it?"

[nigel]

A 70 year old man speaks to his son...

"Son, I have an erect:icon_tonguew:on!:yikes: It's the first time I've had an erect:icon_tonguew:on for 15 years! I must seize this moment and sh:Sex:g your mother right now...so where is she?" :yikes:

"Well dad, she is upstairs, but you'll have to take me with you, cause that's my d:icon_tonguew:ck your holding!:cwm24:

[pumpkins]

A 70 year old man speaks to his son...

"Son, I have an erect:icon_tonguew:on!:yikes: It's the first time I've had an erect:icon_tonguew:on for 15 years! I must seize this moment and sh:Sex:g your mother right now...so where is she?" :yikes:

"Well dad, she is upstairs, but you'll have to take me with you, cause that's my d:icon_tonguew:ck your holding!:cwm24:

eeeooooww...
:yikes:

[maria_and_matt]

:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol: anymore?