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aromulus
1st January 2010, 09:16
Three men married wives from different countries.

The first man married a woman from China . He told her
that she was to do their dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from Italy .
He gave his wife orders thatshe was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from England .
He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal.
The first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.

triple5
1st January 2010, 11:28
:icon_lol: haha nice one. is that a joke or a true story? :D

Amaw2008
1st January 2010, 12:06
Half of me is laughing at the joke:icon_lol:, the other half is crying because it is all too true:bigcry:

sars_notd_virus
2nd January 2010, 18:46
uh oh nice one

jam07
3rd January 2010, 02:44
Three men married wives from different countries.

The first man married a woman from China . He told her
that she was to do their dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from Italy .
He gave his wife orders thatshe was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from England .
He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal.
The first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.


lol! what about the fourth guy married to a filipina? lol! :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

Doc Alan
3rd January 2010, 11:00
lol! what about the fourth guy married to a filipina? lol! :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

The fourth guy married the filipina because she insisted on doing all these things without being told !

jam07
4th January 2010, 17:03
The fourth guy married the filipina because she insisted on doing all these things without being told !

aw... thats sweet of you doc alan! :xxgrinning--00xx3: :)

maria_and_matt
4th January 2010, 20:02
The fourth guy married the filipina because she insisted on doing all these things without being told !

that is what most british men think:icon_lol::icon_lol:

nigel
7th January 2010, 17:54
I prefer my one:

"Every English girl is a babe, just like in the movie!"


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