Have you had crabs.....?

[KeithD]

...or do you prefer lobster? :rolleyes:

[aromulus]

...or do you prefer lobster? :rolleyes:

You ain't a man if you don't have crabs at least once in your life....:omg:

or so I am told...:Erm:

[Doc Alan]

Both crabs and lobsters are decapod (10 feet) crustaceans with exoskeletons (external skeletons) , cooked by boiling although it's thought they can feel pain :Erm:
The other kind of crabs are:-
1. Size of a pinhead, with 3 pairs of legs
2. A kind of louse, also known as nits, chiggers, and kuto in Philippines:xxgrinning--00xx3:
3. Spread by intimate contact ... but ...
4. Sexual intercourse not necessary:NoNo:
5. Don't jump or fly :doh
6. Cats, dogs and other pets not affected by human lice:NoNo:
7. Cause itching / infection of affected area:doh
8. Curable by local medications available over-the-counter:xxgrinning--00xx3:
9. Visit doctor because there may also be more serious sexually transmitted infection:doh
10. Disinfect/wash infected clothes, towels etc:xxgrinning--00xx3:
.....but you knew all that already !:xxgrinning--00xx3:

[Doc Alan]

Seems like everyone knows how to deal with crabs and lobsters!:xxgrinning--00xx3:

[Arthur Little]

Seems like everyone knows how to deal with crabs and lobsters!:xxgrinning--00xx3:

:Erm: ... Never had :icon_lol: ... nary e'en sampled ... either! :NoNo:

[Sim11UK]

When I think of lobsters, it reminds me of 'Pete & Dud'.

A friend played me an old cassette years ago....It involved lobsters & Jayne Mansfield :erotic4:

But it's too rude :censored: to put on here! :omg:

Actually it was when they were 'Derek & Clive'.

[Doc Alan]

... lobsters & Jayne Mansfield :erotic4:

But it's too rude :censored: to put on here! :omg:


It was called "Lobsterisimus-um-Bummakisimus" , "the lobsters got quite a nip out of it" and as you say the rest is best :censored: Worse than crabs cos they're bigger!:omg:

[pennybarry]

I have stock both of them in the fridge and love them both. The crab claws meat are the best part.:xxgrinning--00xx3: We like eating crabs from it shell rather than crab stick.:D Lobster's meat is also superb delicious but I only eat if I fancy eating such.
I have seen crabs and lobsters traps here and I am impressed with the design.:xxgrinning--00xx3:

[Sim11UK]

"Lobsterisimus-um-Bummakisimus" , "the lobsters got quite a nip out of it"

Yep! :xxgrinning--00xx3: :icon_lol: I watched it on youtube, but I wont put a link to it. :censored::censored::censored::censored:

[KeithD]

We like eating crabs from it shell rather than crab stick.:D
Crab sticks don't contain crab and I think due to an EU directive on it they should be labelled as fish sticks .... although they harldy contain any fish :doh

[pennybarry]

Crab sticks don't contain crab and I think due to an EU directive on it they should be labelled as fish sticks .... although they harldy contain any fish :doh

Really boss?:omg:
So it is like sandwich? No sand in it.:Erm:

[KeithD]

So it is like sandwich? No sand in it.:Erm:
No sand!!! :omg:

[Arthur Little]

So it is like *sandwich? No sand in it.:Erm:

I believe this aptly-called English *'delicacy' [originally] derived its name from one or more edible fillings being compressed or "sandwiched" :D between two chunks or slices of bread (roughly proportionate in size). But you're right, Penny ... sand is not/never has been an "ingredient" ... :Erm: ... unless inadvertently ... say, during a picnic on the beach!

[KeithD]

No sand I can grasp .... but no witches :bigcry:

[Doc Alan]

No sand I can grasp .... but no witches :bigcry:

...no sand ...which... leaves room for viruses, bacteria, toxins and heavy metals ....be careful where you buy, store, and cook seafood :omg:

[keithAngel]

I believe this aptly-called English *'delicacy' [originally] derived its name from one or more edible fillings being compressed or "sandwiched" :D between two chunks or slices of bread (roughly proportionate in size). But you're right, Penny ... sand is not/never has been an "ingredient" ... :Erm: ... unless inadvertently ... say, during a picnic on the beach!

Id heard it was invented by the Earl of Sandwiche,s servant who was trying to prevent his master starving whilst gambling for hours on end so he made door steps

I like the idea of your 3mt lobsters Doc Alan "Both crabs and lobsters are decapod (10 feet) "

[Doc Alan]

I like the idea of your 3mt lobsters Doc Alan "Both crabs and lobsters are decapod (10 feet) "

At least you read my post Keith!:xxgrinning--00xx3: Imagine if they could jump !:omg:

[keithAngel]

At least you read my post Keith!:xxgrinning--00xx3: Imagine if they could jump !:omg:

The boss would enter them in the grand national:icon_lol: