Manc's bite back

[joebloggs]

hmm Keith having a go at Manc's again...

well to even the score..


How do you make a scouser run faster?
stick a video player under his arm


What do you call a Scouser in a semi-detached house?
A burglar.

A Liverpool fan walks past a shop and sees the video "Liverpool - The Glory Years". He goes into the shop and asks how much. "£100" says the shopkeeper.
"That's a bit steep, how come it's so dear ??"
"Well its a tenner for the video and £90 for the Betamax recorder!!

:Hellooo: :) :) :) sorry...

well MAN UTD 6 points ahead, couple of hours it be 9 !!!!

FRom the legendary JoeBloggs in Sunny Manc land

[KeithD]

What do you call a Manc at the Emirates? Loser :D :icon_lol:

[joebloggs]

and what do you call liverpool ... hmmm 3rd place, 11 points behind who ??

hmmmmmmmmm :doh

OH MANCHESTER UNITED :Hellooo: :Hellooo: :Hellooo:

[KeithD]

5 times CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WINNERS :xxgrinning--00xx3: :xxgrinning--00xx3: :xxgrinning--00xx3: :xxgrinning--00xx3: :xxgrinning--00xx3:

[walesrob]

Look, its only a game of football :peepwall: :xxsmilie_fussball:

[KeithD]

Who mentioned football? We just want to see the Mancs wiped off the Earth :icon_lol:

[joebloggs]

I carnt wait for global warming, liverpool will be sunk to the bottom of Davy Jones' Locker, us Manc's should start building our own Hadrian's Wall to keep the scousers out...


:peepwall: :peepwall: :peepwall:

MAN UTD - FA Premiership Champions - 1993, 1994, 1996, 1997, 2000, 2001.
FA Premiership Runners Up - 1995, 1998 :icon_win:

:Hellooo:

[KeithD]

Global warming....that means when the ice age hits the glaciers will flatten Mancland before reaching Liverpool. We'll help you when you're homeless...the sewers should be free :icon_lol:

[walesrob]

Ladies, put yer handbags down :xxgrinning--00xx3:

[joebloggs]

Rob now scouser Keith knows iam a Manc, iam his target now, his hate comes from knowing scousers are inferior to Manc's, but you'll get no more jokes about sheep now...

Three men, a Scouser, a Manc and a Rasta all in the maternity ward waiting for their partners to give birth. The midwife comes out and tells them congratulations, they're all fathers of beautiful healthy boys, however unfortunately they've run out of the name tags, and the babies have been mixed up, so if they could each go in and identify their sons from any family resemblance etc. The Manc wants to go first, so in he goes and comes out with a black baby The Rasta looks a bit confused, "excuse me", he said, "but don't you think he's likely to be mine ?" "Probably", said the Manc, "but one of them in there's a scouser, and I'm takin' no chances !!!!!" :REDancedancer08:

thats why Manchester is a mutli-racial city with no scousers in it, Manchester use to be Nuclear Free, but now its Scouse Free Zone :xxgrinning--00xx3:

[KeithD]

This is the posh area of Manchester :D :xxgrinning--00xx3:

http://www.lacofd.org/Galleries/HurricaneKatrina/Devastation.jpg

[joebloggs]

yes it was the posh part of Manchester til a scouser family moved in, and tried selling the copper wire and gas pipes ! :yikes:

[KeithD]

Copper.....WHERE???? :Bolt:

[joebloggs]

hahaha, nice one...

just for a mo Keith, user john sergison says hes in Manchester/Liverpool , where the hells that, he got to be one or the other.. canrt be both...

solution you poke fun at him for being a Manc and I'll poke fun at hime for being a scouser !

its good you got a sense of humour unlike some people !"!! :Rasp: :Rasp: :Rasp:

second thought coming from LIVERPOOL !! you need one....

[KeithD]

Mancpool or Liverchester :Erm: ....bloody confusing with Everpool & Liverton as well :rolleyes: