When I was in the Philippines....................

[Alan]

....................I was going to have a tattoo - but then I thought the neighbours might complain about the bagpipes!

Al.:)

[triple5]

:Erm::Erm:

[bornatbirth]

its a military tatoo :)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_tattoo

[nigel]

:icon_lol:

How about this one:

knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Tawita!

Tawita who?

TooWit TaWhooo?! Are you an owl?:icon_lol:

(Well I thought it was funny!):)