england jokes....not the players..i mean jokes about the team

[belfast_dude]

Rob Green has trained today and in 3 hours he had 4,000 shots fired at him and did not concede a single goal. Tomorrow, he and Heskey will train with the rest of the squad.

[belfast_dude]

Top Tip for England's next game:

If you're watching on Sky+ press pause and wait a second before pressing play. Being a second or two behind the live play will give you that authentic Emile Heskey viewpoint.

[belfast_dude]

So things happen in 3s. Switzerland beat Spain yesterday, Mexico beat France today. I wonder if England will cause the third upset and beat Algeria tomorrow?

[belfast_dude]

What's the difference between Jordan and a Vuvuzela horn?

One is a cheap plastic piece of trash that is there making it's annoying whining noise, every time you turn on the T.V.
The other is a musical instrument.

i know not really a football joke..lol

[Alan]

I like it!!!

Al.:)

[nigel]

What is the difference between a tea bag and the English football team? - The teabag stays in the cup longer! :)