Very punny

[Doc Alan]

Acupuncture is a jab well done
Reading while sunbathing makes you red
What's the definition of a will? (it's a dead give away)
Once you've seen one shopping centre, you've seen a mall
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat
Every calendar's days are numbered
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking
Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine
Dancing cheek-to-cheek is a form of floor play
With her marriage she got a new name and a dress
A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy
:omg::omg::omg:

[Steve.r]

:xxgrinning--00xx3::icon_lol:

[Englishman2010]

:icon_lol::icon_lol::xxgrinning--00xx3:

[Arthur Little]

:laugher: I really appreciate ALL of those, Alan ... being a great one for puns myself!

[Doc Alan]

:laugher: I really appreciate ALL of those, Alan ... being a great one for puns myself!Thanks Arthur, everything in moderatorion :omg:

[Arthur Little]

Thanks Arthur, everything in moderatorion :omg:

Indeed that is SO, Alan ... but YOURS really ARE good, whereas MINE tend to be rather PUNY in comparison! :)