not better

[shrek48]

i caught my old boy in my zip yesterday so i put margerine on it :xxgrinning--00xx3:woke up this morning and cant believe its not better!!!!!:Help1:

[stevewool]

was that butter or better and no wonder you are still alone :icon_lol::icon_lol:,

[mickcant]

Hi, that makes mt eyes water thinking about it:bigcry:
Mick.:olddude:

[bornatbirth]

should of used marmite :Erm:

[tomboo]

toothpaste is the answer, smothered all over lol if it dont work, try acid :omg:

Agree..Toothpaste is a miracle cure.

[Arthur Little]

i caught my old boy in my zip yesterday

:cwm24: ... ouuuuuuch! Know the feeling, Ash!

[-sillybilly-]

should have used vaseline petroleum jelly! urgh! that must hurt? :NoNo:

werent you wearing a pants? :hubbahubba:

[Arthur Little]

werent you wearing a pants? :hubbahubba:

:icon_lol: ... he probably would've been, Clarice ... since he's Welsh ... and therefore unlikely to wear a :Kilt:

[-sillybilly-]

:icon_lol: ... he probably would've been, Clarice ... since he's Welsh ... and therefore unlikely to wear a :Kilt:

oh blimey! :doh:doh

hey ash! how soar it is now then? does it need medical attention or love attention? :D:D:D

[Arthur Little]

oh blimey! :doh:doh

"Blimey!?" ... now there's a right 'English' expression if ever there was!


hey ash! how soar it is now then? does it need medical attention or love attention? :D:D:D

Hmm ... :rolleyes: reckon he's hoping to be "buttered-up" ... since he's already ""tried"" Marg.

[Sim11UK]

You wanna get a button fly :NoNo:

[Doc Alan]

does it need medical attention or love attention? :D:D:D
I'm off duty :yikes:

[shrek48]

:Jump::olddude:

[triple5]

Reminds me of the Catholic man who found the face of Jesus in his margarine. Excited, he ran to tell his Asian neighbour, who took a look at it and said, "I can't believe it's not Buddha!"

[shrek48]

oh thats baddddddd :xxgrinning--00xx3: