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shrek48
15th September 2010, 16:52
i caught my old boy in my zip yesterday so i put margerine on it :xxgrinning--00xx3:woke up this morning and cant believe its not better!!!!!:Help1:
stevewool
15th September 2010, 20:02
was that butter or better and no wonder you are still alone :icon_lol::icon_lol:,
mickcant
15th September 2010, 22:52
Hi, that makes mt eyes water thinking about it:bigcry:
Mick.:olddude:
bornatbirth
16th September 2010, 00:34
should of used marmite :Erm:
tomboo
16th September 2010, 09:19
toothpaste is the answer, smothered all over lol if it dont work, try acid :omg:
Agree..Toothpaste is a miracle cure.
Arthur Little
16th September 2010, 15:54
i caught my old boy in my zip yesterday
:cwm24: ... ouuuuuuch! Know the feeling, Ash!
-sillybilly-
16th September 2010, 17:02
should have used vaseline petroleum jelly! urgh! that must hurt? :NoNo:
werent you wearing a pants? :hubbahubba:
Arthur Little
16th September 2010, 17:11
werent you wearing a pants? :hubbahubba:
:icon_lol: ... he probably would've been, Clarice ... since he's Welsh ... and therefore unlikely to wear a :Kilt:
-sillybilly-
16th September 2010, 17:23
:icon_lol: ... he probably would've been, Clarice ... since he's Welsh ... and therefore unlikely to wear a :Kilt:
oh blimey! :doh:doh
hey ash! how soar it is now then? does it need medical attention or love attention? :D:D:D
Arthur Little
16th September 2010, 18:54
oh blimey! :doh:doh
"Blimey!?" ... now there's a right 'English' expression if ever there was!
hey ash! how soar it is now then? does it need medical attention or love attention? :D:D:D
Hmm ... :rolleyes: reckon he's hoping to be "buttered-up" ... since he's already ""tried"" Marg.
Sim11UK
16th September 2010, 19:33
You wanna get a button fly :NoNo:
Doc Alan
16th September 2010, 21:21
does it need medical attention or love attention? :D:D:D
I'm off duty :yikes:
shrek48
17th September 2010, 16:41
:Jump::olddude:
triple5
17th September 2010, 17:08
Reminds me of the Catholic man who found the face of Jesus in his margarine. Excited, he ran to tell his Asian neighbour, who took a look at it and said, "I can't believe it's not Buddha!"
shrek48
18th September 2010, 16:21
oh thats baddddddd :xxgrinning--00xx3:
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