met a girl

[shrek48]

met a girl in the park last night in the park and there was an instant spark between us !!
she fell at my feet as i gave her a good :Sex: !
and i thought to myself this taser was a bargin :doh
:Help1: :olddude:

[ghee101]

met a girl in the park last night in the park and there was an instant spark between us !!
she fell at my feet as i gave her a good :Sex: ! and i thought to myself this taser was a bargin :doh :Help1: :olddude:

:cwm24:

[KeithD]

Give her the old 'spark' eh? ;)

[stevewool]

so you are tasering girl sheep :icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

[bornatbirth]

your not going to find your fiona with a tazer but we live in modern times :D

[KeithD]

Wouldn't it be much easier Shrek if you just searched for: "Beautiful Filipina, sexy, horny, plenty of money, loves housework... and more importantly... must be BLIND" :D

[shrek48]

i think blind as bit strong keith partially sighted be ok tho :xxgrinning--00xx3:

[stevewool]

through rose coloured glasses:icon_lol::icon_lol: