Gascoigne will soon be drying out in jail

[Dedworth]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3212795/Court-rap-Gazza-gets-drunk-again.html

FALLEN soccer legend Paul Gascoigne is too drunk to walk as he is helped back to his hotel yesterday.

A pal struggling in vain to support the paralytic ex-England ace enlisted a stranger to share the burden.

An onlooker in Gateshead said of the pitiful sight in the middle of the afternoon: "Gazza was legless. He arrived back in his MG sports car driven by the friend

[Terpe]

I know I shouldn't feel pity for him..... but I do.
What a real shame. He just cannot seem to get himself sorted out, despite many attempts over the years.
He needs to really WANT to. He needs real supportive friends.

[Arthur Little]

And I wonder :rolleyes: if - once back at the hotel - the 'friend in need' even undressed his inebriated pal and put him to bed to "sleep :NEW5: off" the effects of his binge ... in other words, 'the Gazza strip'?! :doh

[les_taxi]

:icon_lol:

[bornatbirth]

'the Gazza strip'?! :doh

for once your "puns" hit the mark :laugher:

[Dedworth]

for once your "puns" hit the mark :laugher:

One of Arthurs better ones :icon_lol:

[Terpe]

And I wonder :rolleyes: if - once back at the hotel - the 'friend in need' even undressed his inebriated pal and put him to bed to "sleep :NEW5: off" the effects of his binge ... in other words, 'the Gazza strip'?! :doh

Yet another perfect one liner Arthur. :icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol: