Mr Potato Head going to "Nike Town" for a weeks conditioning

[Dedworth]

Wayne Rooney sent to Nike Town, USA, by Manchester United

Striker heads to United States for a week of conditioning

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2010/nov/05/wayne-rooney-nike-town-manchester-united

I wonder if he will soon be joining Hargreaves, Owen and the rest of the other sicknotes :D

[Arthur Little]

Wayne Rooney sent to Nike Town, USA, by Manchester United

Striker heads to United States for a week of conditioning ...

... all expenses paid, no doubt ... with perhaps the odd "massage" :do_it: - or maybe, given his particular record, :rolleyes: not so odd - thrown in! :doh

[Dedworth]

Judge who unmasked John Terry says another Premier League star has no right to anonymity

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1326944/Judge-unmasked-John-Terry-says-football-star-right-privacy-injunction.html#ixzz14SA3clK9

Maybe Manure have shipped Fat Boy out to the States because some more lurid news will be breaking :D