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Englishman2010
7th February 2011, 23:32
THE 5 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!
Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for "suck here".
Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but "down under".
Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet; but when they go, they
take your house and car with them.
Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?A: Because they don't have balls to scratch.
BONUS QUESTION & ANSWER:
Q: What is a man's ultimate embarrassment?
A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.
Nominated as the world's best short joke:
A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath. "Mom," he asked, "Are these my brains?""Not yet," she replied.
steve monty
7th February 2011, 23:43
:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:
imagine
7th February 2011, 23:51
:laugher::laugher::laugher::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:
Arthur Little
7th February 2011, 23:54
:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

Four cracking good :joke:s, Ian :icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol: ...
Arthur Little
8th February 2011, 00:01
Four cracking good :joke:s, Ian :icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol: ...

... :laugher: ... and the fifth IS [unquestionably] the "bonus ball"; keep it up! :football21:
Terpe
8th February 2011, 08:14
:laugher::laugher::xxgrinning--00xx3:
stevie c
8th February 2011, 11:36
:laugher::laugher::laugher::laugher::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:
mickcant
8th February 2011, 15:57
Good ones thanks:xxgrinning--00xx3:
Mick.
mrandmrsfox
8th February 2011, 17:19
:icon_lol::icon_lol:::icon_lol:
:laugher::laugher::laugher:
:xxgrinning--00xx3::xxgrinning--00xx3::xxgrinning--00xx3:
sophiamarie
8th February 2011, 18:06
:hubbahubba::laugher::hubbahubba::laugher::hubbahubba::laugher:
Jimbojac
8th February 2011, 19:01
CLASSIC!:icon_lol:
stevewool
8th February 2011, 21:24
dont you have time to work Ian , all very good though:icon_lol:
Englishman2010
8th February 2011, 21:38
dont you have time to work Ian , all very good though:icon_lol:

I only copy and pasted it from an e-mail someone sent me....you don't think I either thought of those or typed it all up do you?
sars_notd_virus
8th February 2011, 22:00
:icon_lol::icon_lol:nice one..:xxgrinning--00xx3:
mikey73
8th February 2011, 23:21
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