if you think life is bad

[ampy]

If you think life is bad now,,,,, how would you like to be an egg?
You only get laid once.
You get eaten once.
It takes 4 minutes to get hard,
only 2 minutes to get soft.
You share your box with 11 other guys,
but worst of all, the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mom! So cheer up, your life isnt that bad.

[Englishman2010]

:xxgrinning--00xx3:

[ampy]

:68711_thanx:

[Englishman2010]

:68711_thanx:

walang anuman, if you have any more, keep posting:D

[imagine]

:omg::laugher::ARsurrender: now thats funny ampy

[Englishman2010]

Like your new avatar Imagine:xxgrinning--00xx3:

[gWaPito]

Very good Ampy :D I must admit, the thought of my Mum sat on my face, turns my blood cold.

[imagine]

Like your new avatar Imagine:xxgrinning--00xx3:

thanks Englishman,its my weddings n funerels suit :laugher:

[ampy]

u wrote me a note and it said "n ss!w !" ...it didnt make sense till i turned it upside down!! :Wave::love18:

[ampy]

Ayan i have posted another one english man,hope i dont get banned from posting it,,,salamat !!

[ampy]

hahahah,so our lives is not bad at all you see,,,, thanks for liking it gwapi2 :Hellooo:

[ampy]

maraming salamat po,,,,:)

[stevewool]

i like my dick:xxgrinning--00xx3:

[imagine]

i like mine too:sexy_146:

[ampy]

i can not blame yah matey,lol :xxgrinning--00xx3:

[ampy]

:yikes: :Jump: i like mine too.lol

[mickcant]

Thank you Ampy:xxgrinning--00xx3:
I think I have a lot in common with the egg:omg:
Mick.

[ampy]

:) dont be so hard on yourself mate.:Wave:

[Arthur Little]

If you think life is bad now,,,,, how would you like to be an egg?
You only get laid once.
You get eaten once.
It takes 4 minutes to get hard,
only 2 minutes to get soft.
You share your box with 11 other guys,
but worst of all, the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mom! So cheer up, your life isnt that bad.

:) Eggsactly, Ampy ... nice one!

[gWaPito]

Very good Ampy although, I would not like my wife saying such things on here. Strange too that dick and cock can be said without affecting the swear filter yet, **** or rather ar$re will. Can someone explain please

[ampy]

thanks arthur,:Wave:

[ampy]

offfffffssssf i am sorry gwapito,,,,,, i knew it i might be question from this,,,they do put lots of noughty smileys in here though,,,,,,so my husband thought it is nice to share it here,,,it might give a lough to others,,,,,,,will try to delete then,,,,,

[gWaPito]

Hey Ampy You got the blessing of your beloved husband Thats all that matters :xxgrinning--00xx3: dont get affected by boring old farts like me:D I was just curious why some words get past the swear filter and others font. Its not your fault, Goodness You were injecting some humour, all very harmless, keep it up. Enjoy the forum, good luck with your driving test, I wont be encouragng the wife! Good luck also with making many new friends. Keep up the jokes :xxgrinning--00xx3:

[ampy]

thanks gwapito, i have change it in a lot sweeter,send it to your wife she will like it for valentines,,,,,i also thought its a bit too much for this i tried to hide my face when i sent it but my avatar wont change at all,,,:Hellooo: thanks will son have my test i have my car ready bought it few months ago,,,im excited to drive again.i love sports car !!!

[gWaPito]

Nice one Ampy, I was able to read it upside down straight away, im on a mobile. Its the only one advantage I have found over my home pc. :xxgrinning--00xx3: The driving test here is a little different to the one in The Philippines. Remember its not the end of the world if you fail There will be other times. I failed my first test at 17 yo and 2 weeks I was gutted, I put in so much effort, 4 weeks later I re took it and passed. Like you, i had my car. I just polished it more while waiting for the next test.

[ampy]

:xxgrinning--00xx3: ,,,,,,,,,im glad you like it,,,,yeah i am a bit worried with my practical test next week,,,hope to pass soon and if not , i will keep on taking my test ,,,fee per lesson in your country is too expensive to just give up,lol,,,see you around gwapi2.:Wave:

[stevie c]

Hilarious thanks ampy :laugher::laugher: :icon_lol::icon_lol:

[ampy]

thanks steve c,,,,:Hellooo:

[nigel]

What man is going to think life is bad after watching this?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ojh6dtSuCYk&feature=related

One thing the world is not short of is womennnnnnn!:hubbahubba:

[mickcant]

What man is going to think life is bad after watching this?

Wow:Cuckoo:
That showes I have some normal recations left:xxgrinning--00xx3:
Mick.:)

[gWaPito]

Just had a thought, you dont need to look at the status of a few men on here. You then wonder why they are still single. Just a thought folks :D:xxgrinning--00xx3:

[ampy]

:xxgrinning--00xx3::xxgrinning--00xx3:

[Arthur Little]

What man is going to think life is bad after watching this?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ojh6dtSuCYk&feature=related

One thing the world is not short of is womennnnnnn!:hubbahubba:

:cwm24: ... naughty, Nigel ... naugh~ty! :laugher:

[gWaPito]

Anyway Lovely people I have had 5 days of rest at work. Now its 2 days of hard graft at home. See you all on Wednesday.:xxgrinning--00xx3:

[fred]

If you think life is bad now,,,,, how would you like to be an egg?

I suppose we will have to see what lady Gaga says about it!

[ampy]

I suppose we will have to see what lady Gaga says about it!

:xxgrinning--00xx3:

[ThomasWilson]

Thank you Ampy! :Jump:

[ampy]

Thank you Ampy! :Jump:
:Hellooo: you are welcome Thomas :)