You Can Tell You Are Getting Older When......

[KeithD]

..... women with gray hair start to look good :omg:


add your own>>>>

[stevewool]

when most things ache:doh:doh

[raynaputi]

...you start forgetting things, frequent than the normal, and then you insist you don't...hahaha..:icon_lol:

...when every kid you know starts having kids of their own.. :D

[Steve.r]

.... when your ankles swell up on along distance flight :omg:

[stevewool]

to many flights you mean:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

[grahamw48]

When you now daren't even glance at any woman under 35 here in the UK. :cwm3:

[subseastu]

You Can Tell You Are Getting Older When...... All this used to be fields

[Englishman2010]

...you start having fantasies about Thora Hurd or Nora Batty:omg:

[imagine]

...you start having fantasies about Thora Hurd or Nora Batty:omg:

no no no thats wierd :NoNo::omg:

[ampy]

,,,,,,,Your knees buckle and your belt won't.
Your back goes out more than you do
You sink your teeth into a steak, and they stay there.
Everything that works hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.

[Englishman2010]

,,,,,,,Your knees buckle and your belt won't.
Your back goes out more than you do
You sink your teeth into a steak, and they stay there.
Everything that works hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.

:xxgrinning--00xx3: Nice ones

[ampy]

thanks englishman2010,that all happened to my husband lols :icon_lol:

[malditako]

start having digestion problems...

[Farmerg]

When three times a night means how often you have to pee!!!:bigcry:

[imagine]

when you start feeling the effects of gravity
and when it takes all night to do what you used to do all night:olddude:

[ampy]

You and your teeth don't sleep together. :Erm:

[ampy]

When happy hour is a nap :laugher: my husband is getting very cross now,,,,happy valentines honey,,,

[Jimbojac]

When the Prime Minister is younger than you and cops look like kids.

[les_taxi]

When Eric Morecambe looks young:NoNo:

[Steve.r]

...... when you know that you used to be able to rumble out a good loud fart, and now you have to think twice just in case you follow through :action-smiley-081:

[imagine]

when the cop that pulls you up and ticks you off,:laugher: looks like he just out of his nappies

[imagine]

...... when you know that you used to be able to rumble out a good loud fart, and now you have to think twice just in case you follow through :action-smiley-081:

true true,,, ooops :action-smiley-081:
hi steve , how do you put quotes under your reply like yours ie?????

If you want your dreams to come true ...... first you have to wake up ??????

[Ako Si Jamie]

when the cop that pulls you up and ticks you off,:laugher: looks like he just out of his nappiesI know what you mean! But it didn't make me feel older - just cheesed off that the spotty patronizing oik spoke down to me like I was a school kid.

[imagine]

I know what you mean! But it didn't make me feel older - just cheesed off that the spotty patronizing oik spoke down to me like I was a school kid.

yep thats what they do, its very provoking , tempting to give him a right smack :laugher:

[Arthur Little]

It's a sure sign of "advancing years" when ...

... you marry an :olddude: - and feel old age creeping upon you in the middle of the night!

[imagine]

It's a sure sign of "advancing years" when ...

... you marry an :olddude: - and feel old age creeping upon you in the middle of the night!

:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::laugher::laugher::laugher::laugher:

[mickcant]

When on top of everything else you find you need a hearing aid:Help1:
Mick.:omg:

[Steve.r]

true true,,, ooops :action-smiley-081:
hi steve , how do you put quotes under your reply like yours ie?????

If you want your dreams to come true ...... first you have to wake up ??????

At the top of the page on the right, you will see Settings click that, it takes you to your profile area where you can edit your profile. On the left hand side under My Settings you will see Edit Signature click it to add your 'phrase' (remember that no links are allowed :))

Hth :xxgrinning--00xx3:

[imagine]

At the top of the page on the right, you will see Settings click that, it takes you to your profile area where you can edit your profile. On the left hand side under My Settings you will see Edit Signature click it to add your 'phrase' (remember that no links are allowed :))

Hth :xxgrinning--00xx3:

thanks steve:xxgrinning--00xx3:

[Arthur Little]

When on top of everything else you find you need a hearing aid:Help1:
Mick.:omg:

... to know when he decides to "cum" :sexy_146: - without expiring.

[mickcant]

... to know when he decides to "cum" :sexy_146: - without expiring.

Arthur, Im suprised at you:omg:
Good one though:xxgrinning--00xx3:
Mick.:)

[ampy]

When you step off a curb and look down one more time to make
sure the street is still there. :icon_lol:

[grahamw48]

When you check your height not to see how much you've grown, but how much you've shrunk. :cwm3:

[ampy]

When You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.:icon_lol:

[ampy]

WHEN..... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!":xxaction-smiley-047:laugher:

[sars_notd_virus]

When men starts to be annoying more than their wives:blahblah::blahblah::D

[Terpe]

When..you look at a beautiful 19 year old girl and find yourself thinking "wow, I wonder what her mother looks like" :D

[Doc Alan]

I still feel like a 30 year old ... and everyone laughs :icon_lol:

[sars_notd_virus]

..when you try to straighten the wrinkles on your socks and you notice your not wearing any:yikes:


...when you start to wear hair clips not on your hair but behind your cheeks:rolleyes:

[Terpe]

When it takes you longer to rest than it does to get tired :D

[ampy]

when you start to become anti-everything,,,,,anti- noise ,anti-smoke , anti inflammatory , :)

[Arthur Little]

When you start calling yourself 'Dedworth'! :omg:

:cwm24: Oops ... no offence, mate. :NoNo:

[KeithD]

When you start agreeing with him :laugher:

[Terpe]

When the older you get, the older you want to get.

[Steve.r]

....when you have to pluck the hair out of your nose to allow you to breathe properly :NoNo:

[Steve.r]

..... when you have more hair in your ears than ear wax :Cuckoo:

[sars_notd_virus]

Aww Gawd getting old is scary!!:Bolt:

[KeithD]

....instead of celebrating your birthdays you realise each one brings you closer to death :Help1:

[Terpe]

When the only thing that goes down on you is your computer. :D

[grahamw48]

When you were working at a till when decimalisation was brought in exactly 40 years ago, and can still add up (240 pennies) pounds shillings and pence in your head. :)

[mickcant]

When you were working at a till when decimalisation was brought in exactly 40 years ago, and can still add up (240 pennies) pounds shillings and pence in your head. :)

Yes I still think like that, and with feet and inches and temputure in Faranite!

Mick.:olddude:

[ampy]

:laugher:

[Doc Alan]

When the only thing that goes down on you is your computer. :D
When you don't understand going down OR computers :yikes:

[Terpe]

When you don't understand going down OR computers :yikes:

:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:
BTW how's your hard drive Doc? :)

[Doc Alan]

:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:
BTW how's your hard drive Doc? :)
It's been replaced twice in a year :xxgrinning--00xx3: Another sign of getting older is when you contribute many posts to this thread and forget what you've posted :doh

Another sign of getting older is when you contribute many posts to this thread and forget what you've posted :doh

Another sign .... hang on a minute ...:NoNo:

[stevewool]

I still feel like a 30 year old ... and everyone laughs :icon_lol:

well i do beleive you there Alan i feel 35 each morning and evening ups thats Emma:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

[ampy]

When you forget names,,,:Erm: then you forget faces. :Erm::Erm: Next you forget to pull your zipper up :hubbahubba::hubbahubba::hubbahubba: :doh ,,,, and finally, you forget to pull it down.:D

[Terpe]

When you forget names,,,:Erm: then you forget faces. :Erm::Erm: Next you forget to pull your zipper up :hubbahubba::hubbahubba::hubbahubba: :doh ,,,, and finally, you forget to pull it down.:D

:laugher::laugher::laugher:
That's good.

[ampy]

:Cuckoo::Wave: thank you Terpe :Wave:

[Ako Si Jamie]

When you find a Walkman amongst your stored away junk.

[KeithD]

.... when you watch the Brit awards with your kids and you've never heard of any of them until the end when Tom Jones gets a lifetime achievement award, and they've never heard of him :cwm24:

[Terpe]

:icon_lol::icon_lol: :xxgrinning--00xx3: It's true :doh

[Ako Si Jamie]

... to know when he decides to "cum" :sexy_146: - without expiring.:icon_lol: I haven't seen that emoticon before!

[mickcant]

:icon_lol: I haven't seen that emoticon before!

Is he shining his shoes:doh :Rasp::Cuckoo:
Mick.:icon_lol:

[Terpe]

When you finally realise that you can live to be 100 ..............


....... if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be 100 :D

[nigel]

You bend :action-smiley-081:ver and your pants fall down, and then you fart.:cwm34:

[stevewool]

at the mo lads my arms are so aching stiff pains shooting over my bicepps, then just a dull ache, my be my age

[stevewool]

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You bend :action-smiley-081:ver and your pants fall down, and then you fart

i dont need to bend over it just pops out