Witch Doctor

[Dedworth]

Three guys go to see a witch doctor about their problems. One has a smoking problem, one is an alcoholic and one is gay but wants to change. The doctor puts a curse on them that if any of them indulge their habits again they will die. Two days later the alcoholic dies because he gave in and had to drink. The next day the gay guy and the smoker are walking down the street together. The smoker sees a cigarette lying and the ground and stops to stare at it. The gay guy looked at him and said "if you bend over and pick that up we are both **cked!"

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actualy i think this should go in the stop smoking thread, might be a good encouragement

[gWaPito]

You would of thought so Imagine, they dont need a witch doctor to tell them they are going to die a premature death if they continue that habit. Like most places of employment, you are only allowed to smoke is a certain area. In the last 3 years, 2 men have died at our site through smoking related illnesses still, it does not put them off, still they drudge outside in all weathers for there fix. Its a sad sight. It takes all sorts I guess Im glad im not one of them.

[bornatbirth]

are you taking about smoking or being gay :Erm:

[imagine]

are you taking about smoking or being gay :Erm:

smoking, but i guess gay has its dangers :action-smiley-081::laugher: