imagine
28th February 2011, 15:53
AN IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO
An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice.
She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude'.:hubbahubba:
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...'YES! YES! I WON, I WON!'
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.:Erm:
Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'
The other answered,
'I don't know - I thought you were watching.':doh
MORAL OF THE STORY -
Not all Irish are drunks,
not all blondes are dumb,
but all men...are men
An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice.
She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude'.:hubbahubba:
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...'YES! YES! I WON, I WON!'
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.:Erm:
Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'
The other answered,
'I don't know - I thought you were watching.':doh
MORAL OF THE STORY -
Not all Irish are drunks,
not all blondes are dumb,
but all men...are men