Englishman2010
2nd March 2011, 23:23
A definition of globalization that I can understand and to which I now can relate:
Question:
What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer:
Princess Diana's death.
Question:
How come?
Answer :
An
English princess
with an
Egyptian boyfriend
crashes
in a French tunnel,
riding in a
German car
with a
Dutch engine,
driven
by a Belgian
who was drunk
on
Scottish whisky,
(check the bottle before you
change the spelling),
followed
closely by
Italian
Paparazzi on
Japanese motorcycles,
treated
by an American doctor,
using
Brazilian
medicines.
This is
sent to you by
a Brit,
using
American
Bill Gates' technology,
and
you're probably reading
this on your computer,
that uses Taiwanese chips,
and a Korean
monitor,
assembled by
Bangladeshi workers
in a
Singapore plant,
transported by Indian
truck drivers,
hijacked
by Indonesians,
unloaded by
Sicilian longshoremen,
and trucked to you
by Russian illegals.....
That, my friends,
is Globalization !
Question:
What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer:
Princess Diana's death.
Question:
How come?
Answer :
An
English princess
with an
Egyptian boyfriend
crashes
in a French tunnel,
riding in a
German car
with a
Dutch engine,
driven
by a Belgian
who was drunk
on
Scottish whisky,
(check the bottle before you
change the spelling),
followed
closely by
Italian
Paparazzi on
Japanese motorcycles,
treated
by an American doctor,
using
Brazilian
medicines.
This is
sent to you by
a Brit,
using
American
Bill Gates' technology,
and
you're probably reading
this on your computer,
that uses Taiwanese chips,
and a Korean
monitor,
assembled by
Bangladeshi workers
in a
Singapore plant,
transported by Indian
truck drivers,
hijacked
by Indonesians,
unloaded by
Sicilian longshoremen,
and trucked to you
by Russian illegals.....
That, my friends,
is Globalization !