Pirate walks into a bar

[Dedworth]

A pirate walked into a bar, and the barma said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."

"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."

"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."

"Well," said the pirate, "We were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."

The bartender replied, "Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"

The pirate explained, "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook but I'm fine, really."

"What about that eye patch?"

"Oh," said the pirate, "One day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up, and one of them sh1t in my eye."

"You're kidding," said the bartender. "You couldn't lose an eye just from bird sh1t"

"It was my first day with the hook."

[Englishman2010]

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[Terpe]

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Yep, there the ones i like :icon_lol::icon_lol:

Dedworth, bet you loved Tommy Cooper?

[steve monty]

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[Dedworth]

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Yep, there the ones i like :icon_lol::icon_lol:

Dedworth, bet you loved Tommy Cooper?

I do like some of his stuff :D

[stevie c]

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[sars_notd_virus]

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[mickcant]

Thanks, i too liked that one:xxgrinning--00xx3:
Mick.:icon_lol:

[nigel]

I'm not going to pretend I haven't heard that before.. the old jokes are the best eh?:icon_lol:

[nigel]

A man walks into a bar "clang!" ouch it hurt..

[gWaPito]

Nice one D......that made me laugh :D:xxgrinning--00xx3: