PDA

View Full Version : E-mailed joke.............


Tawi2
14th May 2011, 11:15
I got some new aftershave today that smells like breadcrumbs. The birds love it!
:doh
Tawi2
14th May 2011, 11:18
I start a new job in Seoul next week. I thought it was a good Korea move.
:rolleyes:
Terpe
14th May 2011, 11:51
:icon_lol::icon_lol:

I just love one-liners like that. :xxgrinning--00xx3:
Reminds me of one of my all time comedy hero's, Tommy Cooper. He was able able to make me really laugh out loud so much.

Slept like a log last night. Woke up in the fireplace. :D
sars_notd_virus
14th May 2011, 12:15
:icon_lol::icon_lol:

I just love one-liners like that. :xxgrinning--00xx3:


me too...I'm a fan of Churchill's one liners:D:xxgrinning--00xx3:


''A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.''
Terpe
14th May 2011, 12:17
....''A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.''

:xxgrinning--00xx3:

Sounds familiar :D
sars_notd_virus
14th May 2011, 12:21
:icon_lol::icon_lol::xxgrinning--00xx3:
Tawi2
14th May 2011, 20:15
A teenage girl was wearing a see-through top and no bra. Her Gran threw a fit. "You can't go out like that". "Chill Gran, these are modern times you gotta let your rose buds show". Next day she comes in to find Gran topless. "Aaaargh you can't do that Gran". Gran says "if you can show your rose buds I can show me hanging baskets".;)
Tawi2
24th May 2011, 19:57
Three guys walk into a pub in Glasgow, Scotland. A priest, a paedophile and a Celtic fan... ...and that's just the first guy.