Has Anyone Heard ...

[Arthur Little]

... the :joke: about the tired and weary female traveller who lay down on the steps of a synagogue in Jerusalem?

Suffering from sheer exhaustion, she fell asleep :NEW5: ... and awoke early next morning to find herself "settled upon" by a heavy Jew! :cwm24:

[Englishman2010]

:icon_lol::xxgrinning--00xx3:

[grahamw48]

I thought it was a virgin birth....oh....sorry.:doh